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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58140 on: May 23, 2019, 08:11:54 AM »
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Off to Pafos to see the Cardiologist...  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58141 on: May 23, 2019, 08:16:52 AM »
Voting done. Time for a few pints of liquid painkiller for my knackered back.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58142 on: May 23, 2019, 08:26:09 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on May 23, 2019, 08:16:52 AM
Voting done. Time for a few pints of liquid painkiller for my knackered back.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58143 on: May 23, 2019, 08:27:01 AM »
Is he having it rubbed in? rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58144 on: May 23, 2019, 10:12:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 08:11:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 05:00:14 AM
Off to Pafos to see the Cardiologist...  scared2:

Back...  angel1
You went to the Cardiologist about your back?

This is all very confusing
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58145 on: May 23, 2019, 10:15:04 AM »
Today is day 1 of being allowed to drive again  Party001:

And what does that really mean?  Apparently it means I am now able to do lots of chores starting with the garden  Banghead

Voting will be delayed, I shall vote for whatever party promises to eradicate chores for blokes
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58146 on: May 23, 2019, 10:35:54 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2019, 10:15:04 AM
Today is day 1 of being allowed to drive again  Party001:

And what does that really mean?  Apparently it means I am now able to do lots of chores starting with the garden  Banghead

Voting will be delayed, I shall vote for whatever party promises to eradicate chores for blokes

Party001: and happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58147 on: May 23, 2019, 10:36:55 AM »
With hindsight, walking 5½Km during a Yellow Heat Warning wasn't very wise...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58148 on: May 23, 2019, 10:37:16 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2019, 10:12:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 08:11:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 05:00:14 AM
Off to Pafos to see the Cardiologist...  scared2:

Back...  angel1
You went to the Cardiologist about your back?

This is all very confusing

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58149 on: May 23, 2019, 11:37:08 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 10:35:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2019, 10:15:04 AM
Today is day 1 of being allowed to drive again  Party001:

And what does that really mean?  Apparently it means I am now able to do lots of chores starting with the garden  Banghead

Voting will be delayed, I shall vote for whatever party promises to eradicate chores for blokes

Party001: and happy100
In a cunning change of plan I suggested a lunch at a local cafe

Which is where we is right now

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58150 on: May 23, 2019, 01:22:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 10:37:16 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2019, 10:12:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 08:11:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 05:00:14 AM
Off to Pafos to see the Cardiologist...  scared2:

Back...  angel1
You went to the Cardiologist about your back?

This is all very confusing

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Just imagine how it was for the poor cardiologist Steve, happily at work one day when some oddball wearing a bucket walks blathering on about backache...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58151 on: May 23, 2019, 01:25:24 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2019, 01:22:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 10:37:16 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2019, 10:12:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 08:11:54 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 05:00:14 AM
Off to Pafos to see the Cardiologist...  scared2:

Back...  angel1
You went to the Cardiologist about your back?

This is all very confusing

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Just imagine how it was for the poor cardiologist Steve, happily at work one day when some oddball wearing a bucket walks blathering on about backache...  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58152 on: May 23, 2019, 02:00:50 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2019, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 10:35:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2019, 10:15:04 AM
Today is day 1 of being allowed to drive again  Party001:

And what does that really mean?  Apparently it means I am now able to do lots of chores starting with the garden  Banghead

Voting will be delayed, I shall vote for whatever party promises to eradicate chores for blokes

Party001: and happy100
In a cunning change of plan I suggested a lunch at a local cafe

Which is where we is right now
Well the cunning plan got better and worserer and better

On way back from lunch she says let’s see where that road is really closed

And then “oh we could go to that nursery to get a couple of plants”. Which turned out to be two trolley loads and £150 nooo:

But that load has to be unpacked and watered and that has counted as chores for day

So now serious relaxing with crunchie icey creams being fetched as I type


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58153 on: May 23, 2019, 02:01:50 PM »
Time for a relapse  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58154 on: May 23, 2019, 02:04:38 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2019, 02:00:50 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2019, 11:37:08 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 10:35:54 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 23, 2019, 10:15:04 AM
Today is day 1 of being allowed to drive again  Party001:

And what does that really mean?  Apparently it means I am now able to do lots of chores starting with the garden  Banghead

Voting will be delayed, I shall vote for whatever party promises to eradicate chores for blokes

Party001: and happy100
In a cunning change of plan I suggested a lunch at a local cafe

Which is where we is right now
Well the cunning plan got better and worserer and better

On way back from lunch she says let’s see where that road is really closed

And then “oh we could go to that nursery to get a couple of plants”. Which turned out to be two trolley loads and £150 nooo:

But that load has to be unpacked and watered and that has counted as chores for day

So now serious relaxing with crunchie icey creams being fetched as I type



Why do you have a muslim standing in your garden...?  rubschin:
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