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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58320 on: June 05, 2019, 10:54:04 AM »
All those nice nurses   cloud9:  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58321 on: June 05, 2019, 10:55:11 AM »
Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2019, 10:53:03 AM
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Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2019, 07:45:16 AM
hostipal hopefull to be signed off as OK to do stuff  . . .

 . . . like chores and gardening and worse - maybe I will feign loads of symptoms

Get signed off but then always quote the possibility of relapse as an excuse to get you outta doing stuff  :thumbsup:
Well on that front it was worserer than worserer.  Apparently I am now OK enough to do ironing and hoovering - well we'll see about that - but not to go 10 pin bowling

Now onto 6 monthly checks, likely for years

Thats good news  :thumbsup:

Get yer pinny on  8)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58322 on: June 05, 2019, 10:55:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2019, 10:54:04 AM
All those nice nurses   cloud9:  redface:
rubschin:  today's nurse was Jamie
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58323 on: June 05, 2019, 11:07:45 AM »
YOu win some, you lose some  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58324 on: June 05, 2019, 12:03:44 PM »
Nod calls to report that he has come into some money  Shocked:

He proposes a celebratory "lunch" tomorrow. His treat  NickSick NickSick NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58325 on: June 05, 2019, 12:08:29 PM »
 :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58326 on: June 05, 2019, 12:44:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2019, 12:03:44 PM
Nod calls to report that he has come into some money  Shocked:

He proposes a celebratory "lunch" tomorrow. His treat  NickSick NickSick NickSick

You driving......... scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58327 on: June 05, 2019, 01:14:02 PM »
No car  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58328 on: June 05, 2019, 02:48:53 PM »
Off to werk......... evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58329 on: June 05, 2019, 03:03:25 PM »
Get into the tattoo business and get a McD franchise  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58330 on: June 05, 2019, 03:49:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2019, 03:03:25 PM
Get into the tattoo business and get a McD franchise  :thumbsup:
A cunning plan
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58331 on: June 05, 2019, 10:10:00 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2019, 03:49:32 PM
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Get into the tattoo business and get a McD franchise  :thumbsup:
A cunning plan

Yes tonight's bride was covered too.............BUT was shaved.......... eeek:


How do I know ??????????????

Because on the dance-floor ....she lifted up her wedding dress over her waist ...pointed to her ????  and announced in a loud voice ...

"See I even shaved it for him tonight ".......... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58332 on: June 05, 2019, 10:44:29 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58333 on: June 05, 2019, 11:12:00 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 05, 2019, 10:10:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2019, 03:49:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2019, 03:03:25 PM
Get into the tattoo business and get a McD franchise  :thumbsup:
A cunning plan

Yes tonight's bride was covered too.............BUT was shaved.......... eeek:


How do I know ??????????????

Because on the dance-floor ....she lifted up her wedding dress over her waist ...pointed to her ????  and announced in a loud voice ...

"See I even shaved it for him tonight ".......... noooo:

You seem to attract all the high class clientele  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58334 on: June 06, 2019, 02:50:17 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 05, 2019, 10:10:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 05, 2019, 03:49:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 05, 2019, 03:03:25 PM
Get into the tattoo business and get a McD franchise  :thumbsup:
A cunning plan

Yes tonight's bride was covered too.............BUT was shaved.......... eeek:


How do I know ??????????????

Because on the dance-floor ....she lifted up her wedding dress over her waist ...pointed to her ????  and announced in a loud voice ...

"See I even shaved it for him tonight ".......... noooo:

To which he presumably replied, "You shouldn't have bothered love, I've copped-off with yer sister and two of the bridesmaids tonight, I'm shagged out like"...?

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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