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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58335 on: June 06, 2019, 05:57:10 AM »
Get into the tattoo business and get a McD franchise  :thumbsup:
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Yes tonight's bride was covered too.............BUT was shaved.......... eeek:


How do I know ??????????????

Because on the dance-floor ....she lifted up her wedding dress over her waist ...pointed to her ????  and announced in a loud voice ...

"See I even shaved it for him tonight ".......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58336 on: June 06, 2019, 05:58:30 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58337 on: June 06, 2019, 06:30:24 AM »
Get into the tattoo business and get a McD franchise  :thumbsup:
A cunning plan

Yes tonight's bride was covered too.............BUT was shaved.......... eeek:


How do I know ??????????????

Because on the dance-floor ....she lifted up her wedding dress over her waist ...pointed to her ????  and announced in a loud voice ...

"See I even shaved it for him tonight ".......... noooo:

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. It seems the cracks are already appearing

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 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58338 on: June 06, 2019, 08:28:53 AM »
Get into the tattoo business and get a McD franchise  :thumbsup:
A cunning plan

Yes tonight's bride was covered too.............BUT was shaved.......... eeek:


How do I know ??????????????

Because on the dance-floor ....she lifted up her wedding dress over her waist ...pointed to her ????  and announced in a loud voice ...

"See I even shaved it for him tonight ".......... noooo:

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. It seems the cracks are already appearing

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58339 on: June 06, 2019, 11:03:41 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58340 on: June 06, 2019, 11:57:59 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58341 on: June 06, 2019, 12:48:44 PM »
Get into the tattoo business and get a McD franchise  :thumbsup:
A cunning plan

Yes tonight's bride was covered too.............BUT was shaved.......... eeek:


How do I know ??????????????

Because on the dance-floor ....she lifted up her wedding dress over her waist ...pointed to her ????  and announced in a loud voice ...

"See I even shaved it for him tonight ".......... noooo:

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. It seems the cracks are already appearing

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58342 on: June 06, 2019, 12:54:51 PM »
Not got a wedding today ...but busier .... noooo:  work up to 11 missed calls ....and 20 e-mails..... surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58343 on: June 06, 2019, 01:01:27 PM »
Not got a wedding today ...but busier .... noooo:  work up to 11 missed calls ....and 20 e-mails..... surrender:

Perhaps if you woke at a more traditional time... like in the morning...?  confused:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58344 on: June 06, 2019, 01:18:01 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58345 on: June 06, 2019, 01:37:44 PM »
Not got a wedding today ...but busier .... noooo:  work up to 11 missed calls ....and 20 e-mails..... surrender:

Perhaps if you woke at a more traditional time... like in the morning...?  confused:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58346 on: June 06, 2019, 03:52:03 PM »
Hole Park
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58347 on: June 06, 2019, 03:53:49 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58348 on: June 06, 2019, 06:06:31 PM »
Indeed but it's a real place famed for its bluebell walks but today was hosting the Wealden Times Midsummer Fair

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58349 on: June 06, 2019, 07:20:38 PM »