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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58665 on: June 28, 2019, 11:10:37 AM »
Well, Nod took all three gardeners to one side and explained to them that his mother was "barking mad".

His mother overheard this.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58666 on: June 28, 2019, 11:12:25 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2019, 11:10:37 AM
Well, Nod took all three gardeners to one side and explained to them that his mother was "barking mad".

His mother overheard this.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58667 on: June 28, 2019, 01:37:12 PM »
You know it's going to be a shit night ...when both my delivery driver and the wedding planner call and warn you ..."they are scum and very drunk "....it's not even 5pm !!!

crying and swearing ..(no not me ).... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58668 on: June 28, 2019, 01:43:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58669 on: June 28, 2019, 02:01:25 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 28, 2019, 01:37:12 PM
You know it's going to be a shit night ...when both my delivery driver and the wedding planner call and warn you ..."they are scum and very drunk "....it's not even 5pm !!!

crying and swearing ..(no not me ).... noooo:

Details to follow ...!!!!

Popcorn ...at mates rates .... whistle:

DOn't the plod or hotel security ever get called on these people?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58670 on: June 28, 2019, 02:04:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2019, 02:01:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 28, 2019, 01:37:12 PM
You know it's going to be a shit night ...when both my delivery driver and the wedding planner call and warn you ..."they are scum and very drunk "....it's not even 5pm !!!

crying and swearing ..(no not me ).... noooo:

Details to follow ...!!!!

Popcorn ...at mates rates .... whistle:

DOn't the plod or hotel security ever get called on these people?

Security yes but only if violence .... noooo:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58671 on: June 28, 2019, 03:57:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58672 on: June 28, 2019, 11:51:30 PM »
So ........Maybe the worst ever ..(inc getting beaten up..).........SCUM...SCUM....SCUM........

Just to say they destroyed ALL of my garden games (over 800 euros of kit )....

not just the kids ..I witnessed one of the fathers throwing the noughts and crosses piece into the sea ???????

Every song they came up and told me it was SHIT (all requests from guests )...in the end ..took names for requests ...so when someone told me "This is f77king shit"..I said " XYZ asked for this ..please go tell him/her " ....they did .. whistle:


So I even played "smack my bitch up ..Prodigy " coz some asshole asked for it ... Thumbs:

Perfect wedding song .... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58673 on: June 29, 2019, 04:47:59 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 28, 2019, 11:51:30 PM
So ........Maybe the worst ever ..(inc getting beaten up..).........SCUM...SCUM....SCUM........

Just to say they destroyed ALL of my garden games (over 800 euros of kit )....

not just the kids ..I witnessed one of the fathers throwing the noughts and crosses piece into the sea ???????

Every song they came up and told me it was SHIT (all requests from guests )...in the end ..took names for requests ...so when someone told me "This is f77king shit"..I said " XYZ asked for this ..please go tell him/her " ....they did .. whistle:


So I even played "smack my bitch up ..Prodigy " coz some asshole asked for it ... Thumbs:

Perfect wedding song .... noooo:

So are you going to get recompensed for this?????
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58674 on: June 29, 2019, 06:43:06 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 28, 2019, 11:51:30 PM
So ........Maybe the worst ever ..(inc getting beaten up..).........SCUM...SCUM....SCUM........

Just to say they destroyed ALL of my garden games (over 800 euros of kit )....

not just the kids ..I witnessed one of the fathers throwing the noughts and crosses piece into the sea ???????

Every song they came up and told me it was SHIT (all requests from guests )...in the end ..took names for requests ...so when someone told me "This is f77king shit"..I said " XYZ asked for this ..please go tell him/her " ....they did .. whistle:


So I even played "smack my bitch up ..Prodigy " coz some asshole asked for it ... Thumbs:

Perfect wedding song .... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58675 on: June 29, 2019, 07:27:32 AM »
"Lunch" with Nod  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58676 on: June 29, 2019, 09:04:32 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 29, 2019, 06:43:06 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 28, 2019, 11:51:30 PM
So ........Maybe the worst ever ..(inc getting beaten up..).........SCUM...SCUM....SCUM........

Just to say they destroyed ALL of my garden games (over 800 euros of kit )....

not just the kids ..I witnessed one of the fathers throwing the noughts and crosses piece into the sea ???????

Every song they came up and told me it was SHIT (all requests from guests )...in the end ..took names for requests ...so when someone told me "This is f77king shit"..I said " XYZ asked for this ..please go tell him/her " ....they did .. whistle:


So I even played "smack my bitch up ..Prodigy " coz some asshole asked for it ... Thumbs:

Perfect wedding song .... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58677 on: June 29, 2019, 09:41:50 AM »
Just posted the Boy's 21st birthday card (with cash inside  sad32:)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58678 on: June 29, 2019, 12:31:12 PM »
The Brat had her front tyre blow on the motorway last Tuesday . Her first experience of such things and all very scary.

New tyre fitted on Friday.

She phoned me at 1am last night. New tyre has puncture and she has been on hold with RAC for 2 hours without a response !!!!!!

Had to pay for her taxi to get her home and then a taxi to take her back there this morning when the RAC could be arsed to respond so that she could move car from position it was in !!!

RAC says tyre beyond repair  eeek:

So off she will need to trot tomorrow to get another  noooo:

She has decided the car is trying to kill her  noooo: .......I think she will need to look nearer to home  evil: cussing: Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #58679 on: June 29, 2019, 12:37:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2019, 12:31:12 PM
The Brat had her front tyre blow on the motorway last Tuesday . Her first experience of such things and all very scary.

New tyre fitted on Friday.

She phoned me at 1am last night. New tyre has puncture and she has been on hold with RAC for 2 hours without a response !!!!!!

Had to pay for her taxi to get her home and then a taxi to take her back there this morning when the RAC could be arsed to respond so that she could move car from position it was in !!!

RAC says tyre beyond repair  eeek:

So off she will need to trot tomorrow to get another  noooo:

She has decided the car is trying to kill her  noooo: .......I think she will need to look nearer to home  evil: cussing: Banghead

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