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[Barman]

I am Painty McPaintface... 

[Steve]

I am Painty McPaintface... 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

We have THE most annoying HR  woman at work. She comes from oop  North and is brash and belligerent. Her favourite saying " you'll  hear me before you see me " which she says at every opportunity and still thinks it's funny 

She is in her 50's and dresses like she is going to a rave in Ibiza every night 

She sits there tapping away on her phone with her falsies through meetings which is really irritating  !

I christened her Chesty McNails some time ago and now none of us can remember her real name 

[Barman]

We have THE most annoying HR  woman at work. She comes from oop  North and is brash and belligerent. Her favourite saying " you'll  hear me before you see me " which she says at every opportunity and still thinks it's funny 

She is in her 50's and dresses like she is going to a rave in Ibiza every night 

She sits there tapping away on her phone with her falsies through meetings which is really irritating  !

I christened her Chesty McNails some time ago and now none of us can remember her real name 

 

[Nick]

We have THE most annoying HR  woman at work. She comes from oop  North and is brash and belligerent. Her favourite saying " you'll  hear me before you see me " which she says at every opportunity and still thinks it's funny 

She is in her 50's and dresses like she is going to a rave in Ibiza every night 

She sits there tapping away on her phone with her falsies through meetings which is really irritating  !

I christened her Chesty McNails some time ago and now none of us can remember her real name 

 

[Steve]

We have THE most annoying HR  woman at work. She comes from oop  North and is brash and belligerent. Her favourite saying " you'll  hear me before you see me " which she says at every opportunity and still thinks it's funny 

She is in her 50's and dresses like she is going to a rave in Ibiza every night 

She sits there tapping away on her phone with her falsies through meetings which is really irritating  !

I christened her Chesty McNails some time ago and now none of us can remember her real name 

 

[apc2010]

We have THE most annoying HR  woman at work. She comes from oop  North and is brash and belligerent. Her favourite saying " you'll  hear me before you see me " which she says at every opportunity and still thinks it's funny 

She is in her 50's and dresses like she is going to a rave in Ibiza every night 

She sits there tapping away on her phone with her falsies through meetings which is really irritating  !

I christened her Chesty McNails some time ago and now none of us can remember her real name 

 

Northerner....nuff said..........

[Darwins Selection]

We have THE most annoying HR  woman at work. She comes from oop  North and is brash and belligerent. Her favourite saying " you'll  hear me before you see me " which she says at every opportunity and still thinks it's funny 

She is in her 50's and dresses like she is going to a rave in Ibiza every night 

She sits there tapping away on her phone with her falsies through meetings which is really irritating  !

I christened her Chesty McNails some time ago and now none of us can remember her real name 

 

[Nick]

Back to looking after me lock, like   

[Barman]

Back to painting like... 

[Steve]

Back to procrastination like

well I will when I get round to it

[Grumpmeister]

Back to painting like... 

Noclue Lautrec you say... 

[apc2010]

Paperwork.........

[Barman]

Paperwork.........

Burning receipts...? 

[Nick]