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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59520 on: August 30, 2019, 07:02:09 PM »
A lady boater has made a complaint against me! ME!  She claims she got rope burns as she hung on while going down in me lock, like (TMJs). My mate Jane (a former police Inspector) called her and told her she should have been wearing gloves  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59521 on: August 30, 2019, 07:06:15 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59522 on: August 30, 2019, 07:51:23 PM »
Jane is my bestest friend.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59523 on: August 30, 2019, 08:07:35 PM »
A lady boater has made a complaint against me! ME!  She claims she got rope burns as she hung on while going down in me lock, like (TMJs). My mate Jane (a former police Inspector) called her and told her she should have been wearing gloves  angel1

You do realise that Apey is going to have a field day with the way you have worded that...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59524 on: August 30, 2019, 08:11:10 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59525 on: August 30, 2019, 10:09:44 PM »
A lady boater has made a complaint against me! ME!  She claims she got rope burns as she hung on while going down in me lock, like (TMJs). My mate Jane (a former police Inspector) called her and told her she should have been wearing gloves  angel1

You do realise that Apey is going to have a field day with the way you have worded that...  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59526 on: August 30, 2019, 10:48:04 PM »
So she got a burning sensation going through your narrow channel  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59527 on: August 30, 2019, 11:35:48 PM »
So she got a burning sensation going through your narrow channel  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59528 on: August 31, 2019, 06:04:14 AM »
So she got a burning sensation going through your narrow channel  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59529 on: August 31, 2019, 06:27:04 AM »
At another me lock, like.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59530 on: August 31, 2019, 01:27:29 PM »
A lady boater has made a complaint against me! ME!  She claims she got rope burns as she hung on while going down in me lock, like (TMJs). My mate Jane (a former police Inspector) called her and told her she should have been wearing gloves  angel1

You do realise that Apey is going to have a field day with the way you have worded that...  rubschin:

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If you had been holding the other end and her hand hadn't slipped, she could have pulled you off into the water. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59531 on: August 31, 2019, 02:16:56 PM »
A lady boater has made a complaint against me! ME!  She claims she got rope burns as she hung on while going down in me lock, like (TMJs). My mate Jane (a former police Inspector) called her and told her she should have been wearing gloves  angel1

You do realise that Apey is going to have a field day with the way you have worded that...  rubschin:

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If you had been holding the other end and her hand hadn't slipped, she could have pulled you off into the water. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59532 on: August 31, 2019, 02:17:25 PM »
A lady boater has made a complaint against me! ME!  She claims she got rope burns as she hung on while going down in me lock, like (TMJs). My mate Jane (a former police Inspector) called her and told her she should have been wearing gloves  angel1

You do realise that Apey is going to have a field day with the way you have worded that...  rubschin:

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If you had been holding the other end and her hand hadn't slipped, she could have pulled you off into the water. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59533 on: August 31, 2019, 02:32:27 PM »
A lady boater has made a complaint against me! ME!  She claims she got rope burns as she hung on while going down in me lock, like (TMJs). My mate Jane (a former police Inspector) called her and told her she should have been wearing gloves  angel1

You do realise that Apey is going to have a field day with the way you have worded that...  rubschin:

 redface:
If you had been holding the other end and her hand hadn't slipped, she could have pulled you off into the water. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #59534 on: August 31, 2019, 05:21:46 PM »
Indeed she could, Mr Darwin, sir  noooo:

Had a trawler in me lock today  rubschin:
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