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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60690 on: December 11, 2019, 07:31:24 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60691 on: December 11, 2019, 07:49:24 AM »
I shall be filming on location tomorrow  whistle: 8)  so Nod has suggested "lunch" today  noooo:

How to manage a lock take one....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd ACTION!!



Not a problem Mr Nick, amateurs often get jittery in front of the camera and make little mistakes. Let's try again once we get the mess cleared up....

Some time later...

How to manage a lock take thirty....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd ACTION!!



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Even later still....

How to manage a lock take one thousand three hundred and six, for the love of God please don't screw it up this time....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd ACTION!!



That's it!! I can't do this any more, find another director........I QUIT!!!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60692 on: December 11, 2019, 07:54:34 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60693 on: December 11, 2019, 07:55:23 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60694 on: December 11, 2019, 08:03:23 AM »
I shall be filming on location tomorrow  whistle: 8)  so Nod has suggested "lunch" today  noooo:

How to manage a lock take one....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd ACTION!!



Not a problem Mr Nick, amateurs often get jittery in front of the camera and make little mistakes. Let's try again once we get the mess cleared up....

Some time later...

How to manage a lock take thirty....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd ACTION!!



 facepalm:

Even later still....

How to manage a lock take one thousand three hundred and six, for the love of God please don't screw it up this time....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd ACTION!!



That's it!! I can't do this any more, find another director........I QUIT!!!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60695 on: December 11, 2019, 09:45:55 AM »
I shall be filming on location tomorrow  whistle: 8)  so Nod has suggested "lunch" today  noooo:

Confessions of a Lock Keeper...?  rubschin:
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And just to avoid any ambiguity no Nick we do not want to hear about your Me2 tales of the casting couch and how you got the part
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60696 on: December 11, 2019, 07:34:17 PM »
Early night. Have to be on set at 7.45 a.m.  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60697 on: December 11, 2019, 10:19:46 PM »
Early night. Have to be on set at 7.45 a.m.  angel1

Apparently it's going to be pissing down tomorrow....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60698 on: December 12, 2019, 06:35:48 AM »
Off to Newark, and getting ready for my close up  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60699 on: December 12, 2019, 09:23:59 AM »
Off to Newark, and getting ready for my close up  :thumbsup:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60700 on: December 12, 2019, 09:37:19 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60701 on: December 12, 2019, 09:39:42 AM »
So today we were supposed to be spending with friends.  But they got their days mixed up and can't make it so there's nothing we can do about it, we now have to do Christmas card wrapping and present writing or summat

If I told you they can't make it because one is an election official and the other is going to be counting the votes does that make one a bit concerned?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60702 on: December 12, 2019, 10:00:54 AM »
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The more I think about it the more I'm convinced that the Pythons encountered Nick in their younger days. It would explain so much...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60703 on: December 12, 2019, 12:20:17 PM »
Well, that all went splendidly. Apart from the main Nottingham to Newark road being blocked. And the freezing rain. And that alsatian  evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #60704 on: December 12, 2019, 12:52:47 PM »
Well, that all went splendidly. Apart from the main Nottingham to Newark road being blocked. And the freezing rain. And that alsatian  evil:

How did they know he would have a thing about High Vis jackets and would try to attack everyone?

Colour me surprised...  noooo:
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