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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6225 on: January 13, 2011, 05:21:47 PM »
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Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 13, 2011, 03:29:48 PM
4 pints down and the snot has abated. Must be good stuff  ;D

Err it has little to do with the beer more to do with the fact that you are flat on your back. noooo:

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Do you have painting to do in your place Miss C... Snoopy and I have a plan....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6226 on: January 13, 2011, 06:38:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2011, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 13, 2011, 05:18:58 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 13, 2011, 03:29:48 PM
4 pints down and the snot has abated. Must be good stuff  ;D

Err it has little to do with the beer more to do with the fact that you are flat on your back. noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Do you have painting to do in your place Miss C... Snoopy and I have a plan....  whistle:

BM is going to break bring over his paintpod and help you....  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6227 on: January 13, 2011, 06:40:12 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2011, 06:38:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2011, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 13, 2011, 05:18:58 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 13, 2011, 03:29:48 PM
4 pints down and the snot has abated. Must be good stuff  ;D

Err it has little to do with the beer more to do with the fact that you are flat on your back. noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Do you have painting to do in your place Miss C... Snoopy and I have a plan....  whistle:

BM is going to break bring over his paintpod and help you....  scared2:

And the bungee of doom!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6228 on: January 13, 2011, 06:48:13 PM »
Its only called the bungee of doom because you buggered up and made it so long that when you fell of the roof you hit the ground before it stopped you.  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6229 on: January 13, 2011, 07:00:48 PM »
The study would look quite nice with that blood red splattered effect. eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6230 on: January 13, 2011, 07:05:08 PM »
Double Six!!!

It was Miss C in the study with the bucket.  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6231 on: January 13, 2011, 09:02:52 PM »
Oh bugger.  I was hoping that I  would get away with it.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6232 on: January 13, 2011, 09:06:17 PM »
Defeated by Grumplock Holmes Miss C  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6233 on: January 14, 2011, 04:01:04 PM »
We had lunch with my dad.

Had a set to with some nutter who insisted he had a million pound note in his wallet.
Polite words of encouragement to piss off, did not work so things got a bit stronger.
Landlady intervened and apologised for the nutters behaviour.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6234 on: January 14, 2011, 04:07:22 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 14, 2011, 04:01:04 PM
We had lunch with my dad.

Had a set to with some nutter who insisted he had a million pound note in his wallet.
Polite words of encouragement to piss off, did not work so things got a bit stronger.
Landlady intervened and apologised for the nutters behaviour.


You should have let him pay ........................ lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6235 on: January 14, 2011, 04:08:16 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 14, 2011, 04:01:04 PM
We had lunch with my dad.

Had a set to with some nutter who insisted he had a million pound note in his wallet.
Polite words of encouragement to piss off, did not work so things got a bit stronger.
Landlady intervened and apologised for the nutters behaviour.

You are Gregory Peck, I claim my £1,000,000  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6236 on: January 14, 2011, 04:19:17 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2011, 09:06:17 PM
Defeated by Grumplock Holmes Miss C  point:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6237 on: January 15, 2011, 05:26:59 AM »
I shall be in the sunny climes of Smethwich today... will be in work but for entertainment may take a walk up the high street.  I will come back feeling like Phileas Fogg.  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6238 on: January 15, 2011, 07:40:45 AM »
Am now in Smethwich. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6239 on: January 15, 2011, 07:45:01 AM »
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