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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62550 on: April 28, 2020, 12:24:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 28, 2020, 12:16:47 PM
Fred is in his 90s. Fred gets his lunch delivered every day. I deliver twice a week.

Ring ring

Who is it?

I have your lunch. (place lunch on special platform by front door and backs away)

What is this?

It is your lunch!

Is it?  Who are you?

I am delivering your lunch

Fred gazes at his lunch and me in bewilderment

What a surprise!!

This happens EVERY DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I bet he has a right larf when you leave! lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62551 on: April 28, 2020, 12:25:34 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62552 on: April 28, 2020, 12:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2020, 12:24:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 28, 2020, 12:16:47 PM
Fred is in his 90s. Fred gets his lunch delivered every day. I deliver twice a week.

Ring ring

Who is it?

I have your lunch. (place lunch on special platform by front door and backs away)

What is this?

It is your lunch!

Is it?  Who are you?

I am delivering your lunch

Fred gazes at his lunch and me in bewilderment

What a surprise!!

This happens EVERY DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I bet he has a right larf when you leave! lol: lol: lol:

Bet he even has a hidden webcam set up so that he can share the fun with his mates  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62553 on: April 28, 2020, 12:44:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 28, 2020, 12:16:47 PM
Fred is in his 90s. Fred gets his lunch delivered every day. I deliver twice a week.

Ring ring

Who is it?

I have your lunch. (place lunch on special platform by front door and backs away)

What is this?

It is your lunch!

Is it?  Who are you?

I am delivering your lunch

Fred gazes at his lunch and me in bewilderment

What a surprise!!

This happens EVERY DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead

How wonderful that in his world he is surprised by unexpected loveliness every day  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62554 on: April 28, 2020, 12:47:56 PM »
Something to look forward to, I spose  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62555 on: April 28, 2020, 01:05:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 28, 2020, 12:47:56 PM
Something to look forward to, I spose  rubschin:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62556 on: April 28, 2020, 01:09:29 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62557 on: April 28, 2020, 01:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2020, 12:34:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2020, 12:24:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 28, 2020, 12:16:47 PM
Fred is in his 90s. Fred gets his lunch delivered every day. I deliver twice a week.

Ring ring

Who is it?

I have your lunch. (place lunch on special platform by front door and backs away)

What is this?

It is your lunch!

Is it?  Who are you?

I am delivering your lunch

Fred gazes at his lunch and me in bewilderment

What a surprise!!

This happens EVERY DAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I bet he has a right larf when you leave! lol: lol: lol:

Bet he even has a hidden webcam set up so that he can share the fun with his mates  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62558 on: April 29, 2020, 07:25:00 AM »
Putting the bins out. No hosing  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62559 on: April 29, 2020, 07:35:15 AM »
Still doing IT stuff... Might fit some window locks when the sun moves round...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62560 on: April 29, 2020, 07:48:11 AM »
What'sApp call from Miss I last night. 2 hours  ::)

Me: Hello

Miss I: GAGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE

Me: Really?

Miss I: GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE

Me: Wha...............?

Miss I: GAGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE

Me: Well, goodnight

I have a sore ear!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62561 on: April 29, 2020, 07:51:38 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 29, 2020, 07:48:11 AM
What'sApp call from Miss I last night. 2 hours  ::)

Me: Hello

Miss I: GAGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE

Me: Really?

Miss I: GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE

Me: Wha...............?

Miss I: GAGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLEBBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLEGABBLE GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE

Me: Well, goodnight

I have a sore ear!

I read, "gobble"...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62562 on: April 29, 2020, 07:52:56 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62563 on: April 29, 2020, 09:52:21 AM »
Might bake some bread...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #62564 on: April 29, 2020, 10:12:14 AM »
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