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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63180 on: June 01, 2020, 09:31:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 01, 2020, 09:26:16 AM
He is living in my garden. What if he has babies, eh?  He is about a foot long + tail  scared2:
he's living in your garden because you are putting bird food out
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« Reply #63181 on: June 01, 2020, 09:43:23 AM »
Well, he can bugger off! Awaiting poison delivery  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63182 on: June 01, 2020, 09:50:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 01, 2020, 09:43:23 AM
Well, he can bugger off! Awaiting poison delivery  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Well FFS be careful with it - it's a cat killer too
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« Reply #63183 on: June 01, 2020, 09:51:25 AM »
I have found the hole has has made. The poison is going through his letter box  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63184 on: June 01, 2020, 04:30:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 01, 2020, 09:51:25 AM
I have found the hole has has made. The poison is going through his letter box  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

You do realise that (a) rats are communal creatures and rarely live alone in the wild (b) they easily can chew through the walls of your home and fit through tiny gaps and (c) are likely to be rather narked off with you trying to end them...

*Note to self, order new black suit online as cleaners are still closed*

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63185 on: June 01, 2020, 04:43:51 PM »
Last time this happened Pest Control reckoned it was a lone rat. I want to finish him off before he has lots of babies. If there are other rats they too are welcome to try the poison  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63186 on: June 01, 2020, 05:07:32 PM »
A single rat last time, this time it's a rescue party trying to find or avenge their lost sibling...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63187 on: June 01, 2020, 05:33:49 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63188 on: June 01, 2020, 06:20:46 PM »
To be honest I'm just glad he hasn't had a problem with squirrels yet. The last thing Nottingham needs is a horde of little furry monstrosities that have been mutated by Nick-o-rays and Mr Stew causing havok while squeaking 'NUTS FOR THE NUT GOD!!!!'

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63189 on: June 01, 2020, 06:26:27 PM »
The squirrels round here are BASTARDS. I might see if this poison works on them  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63190 on: June 01, 2020, 06:29:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 01, 2020, 06:26:27 PM
The squirrels round here are BASTARDS. I might see if this poison works on them  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

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Bring it on Ginge



My money is on the squirrel...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63191 on: June 01, 2020, 06:31:14 PM »
Kill it !!!
 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63192 on: June 01, 2020, 06:33:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2020, 06:31:14 PM
Kill it !!!
 
No mercy  noooo:

That's a bit much...  eeek:


What has Nick done to piss you off this time?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63193 on: June 01, 2020, 06:39:39 PM »
We feed the squirrels we've got.  This time of year they're starving
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63194 on: June 01, 2020, 06:44:11 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 01, 2020, 06:39:39 PM
We feed the squirrels we've got.  This time of year they're starving

My ones seem to have onging battles with the crows. Generally, the crows win.
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