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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6375 on: January 21, 2011, 12:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 21, 2011, 12:49:48 PM
I think you and Darwin should form an orderly queue Spank2:

Only if she's had her nails done...  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6376 on: January 21, 2011, 11:53:22 PM »
I am now mainly be going to choose some chickens. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6377 on: January 22, 2011, 06:11:53 AM »
At nearly midnight?  eeek: Were you wearing camouflage gear and a balaclava  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6378 on: January 22, 2011, 07:21:41 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 22, 2011, 06:11:53 AM
At nearly midnight?  eeek: Were you wearing camouflage gear and a balaclava  rubschin:

And a sharp axe...  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6379 on: January 22, 2011, 07:23:23 AM »
Maybe she was gonna choke um like  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6380 on: January 22, 2011, 08:20:14 AM »
Christus... the dog has been sick on the bed and one of the cats has shat in the utility room....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6381 on: January 22, 2011, 08:37:32 AM »
And LL has handed you the Marigolds?





Life in Paradise does have its drawbacks then.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6382 on: January 22, 2011, 08:40:55 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 22, 2011, 07:23:23 AM
Maybe she was gonna choke um like  redface:

 nonono: nonono:

All proper and above board done on the interwebbly.

BM sounds as if your day started well. point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6383 on: January 22, 2011, 08:59:12 AM »
Poor dog must have thought "I don't remember eating Chicken Tikka Massala"  sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6384 on: January 22, 2011, 10:46:27 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 21, 2011, 11:53:22 PM
I am now mainly be going to choose some chickens. cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6385 on: January 22, 2011, 10:58:48 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6386 on: January 22, 2011, 11:04:17 AM »
That about sums it up. lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6387 on: January 22, 2011, 02:12:56 PM »
I have mostly been gardening.... oh my poor back...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6388 on: January 22, 2011, 02:14:17 PM »
I have just been chatting to the svelte redhead  eyes:

I mentioned I was going away for a few days. I mentioned Winchester. It's her home town.

We compared notes. It turns out her parents are my sister's next door neighbours  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6389 on: January 22, 2011, 02:16:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2011, 02:14:17 PM
I have just been chatting to the svelte redhead  eyes:

I mentioned I was going away for a few days. I mentioned Winchester. It's her home town.

We compared notes. It turns out her parents are my sister's next door neighbours  eeek:

The phone lines will be red hot.
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