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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63810 on: July 12, 2020, 03:25:06 PM »
What is your preferred term?  ::)

In your case, "shearer".


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63811 on: July 12, 2020, 03:26:23 PM »
Probably necessary by the time I get another appointment  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63812 on: July 12, 2020, 03:27:33 PM »
Probably necessary by the time I get another appointment  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63813 on: July 12, 2020, 03:29:36 PM »
Probably necessary by the time I get another appointment  noooo:

Ask her to wax your bikini line while you are there  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63814 on: July 12, 2020, 03:39:15 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63815 on: July 13, 2020, 05:53:27 AM »
Off to the Watersports Centre*







































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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63816 on: July 13, 2020, 06:31:49 AM »
Going to see if the Fiesta will start post Lockdown and do some shopping....  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63817 on: July 13, 2020, 07:55:12 AM »
Just had some Teak Oil delivered (from Amazon) for treating the garden furniture...

The bottles contain the warning, "Cloths used for oiling may spontaneously combust!"  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63818 on: July 13, 2020, 08:15:32 AM »
Just had some Teak Oil delivered (from Amazon) for treating the garden furniture...

The bottles contain the warning, "Cloths used for oiling may spontaneously combust!"  eveilgrin:

I'm assuming that LL has made sure the house insurance is up to date...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63819 on: July 13, 2020, 01:05:45 PM »
Just had some Teak Oil delivered (from Amazon) for treating the garden furniture...

The bottles contain the warning, "Cloths used for oiling may spontaneously combust!"  eveilgrin:

I'm assuming that LL has made sure the house insurance is up to date...  rubschin:

She-lacks faith....... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63820 on: July 13, 2020, 02:38:13 PM »
That was like being the lock keeper for D Day  eeek: NickSick NickSick NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63821 on: July 13, 2020, 02:59:22 PM »
What is your preferred term?  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63822 on: July 13, 2020, 03:03:46 PM »
Aren't they the ones who take yer tonsils out?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63823 on: July 13, 2020, 03:07:43 PM »
Aren't they the ones who take yer tonsils out?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63824 on: July 13, 2020, 03:09:08 PM »
Ah yes!! I am planning on making some meat pies later in the week  angel1 :thumbsup:
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