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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63990 on: July 23, 2020, 07:17:50 AM »
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What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63991 on: July 23, 2020, 07:26:03 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2020, 07:17:50 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2020, 06:43:02 AM
What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin:

The possibilities are endless!  eveilgrin:

What is minimum safe distance...  scared:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63992 on: July 23, 2020, 09:07:56 AM »
Replacing a drainpipe... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63993 on: July 23, 2020, 09:22:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2020, 09:07:56 AM
Replacing a drainpipe... ::)

And in local news, emergency services were called out to help a Mr B. Mort who had managed to get his head stuck in a drainpipe. It is believed that having become infamous within the community for wearing a bucket on his head for the last few years he suffered a severe attack of agoraphobia when he took it off to examine the pipe more closely..

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63994 on: July 23, 2020, 09:28:25 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2020, 09:22:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2020, 09:07:56 AM
Replacing a drainpipe... ::)

And in local news, emergency services were called out to help a Mr B. Mort who had managed to get his head stuck in a drainpipe. It is believed that having become infamous within the community for wearing a bucket on his head for the last few years he suffered a severe attack of agoraphobia when he took it off to examine the pipe more closely..



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63995 on: July 23, 2020, 09:42:11 AM »
A day of Zooming Hell  angry041:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63996 on: July 23, 2020, 09:53:16 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63997 on: July 23, 2020, 09:58:25 AM »
At least once a week  eeek:

What amateurs are we dealing with here  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63998 on: July 23, 2020, 10:29:55 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2020, 09:58:25 AM
At least once a week  eeek:

What amateurs are we dealing with here  noooo: noooo: noooo:

You need to look at it the right way Miss D, they are recommending that you eat chocolate at least once a week but they haven't said how many times is too much...  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #63999 on: July 23, 2020, 10:53:38 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2020, 10:29:55 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2020, 09:58:25 AM
At least once a week  eeek:

What amateurs are we dealing with here  noooo: noooo: noooo:

You need to look at it the right way Miss D, they are recommending that you eat chocolate at least once a week but they haven't said how many times is too much...  :thumbsup:
BBC shredded those food headlines on their Food: Truth or Scare programme this morning

The only real fact is journalists love attention getting headlines and don't care to read too closely the reports they base them on
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64000 on: July 23, 2020, 11:23:03 AM »
Going down to the DIY shoppe...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64001 on: July 23, 2020, 11:45:00 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2020, 11:23:03 AM
Going down to the DIY shoppe...  noooo:

Forsooth! Verily doth Baldymort the Daft Knight quest for gubbage supplies...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64002 on: July 23, 2020, 12:56:10 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2020, 11:45:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2020, 11:23:03 AM
Going down to the DIY shoppe...  noooo:

Forsooth! Verily doth Baldymort the Daft Knight quest for gubbage supplies...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64003 on: July 23, 2020, 02:43:38 PM »
After "lunch" with Nod, there is a risk that I may also spontaneously combust  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64004 on: July 23, 2020, 03:05:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2020, 02:43:38 PM
After "lunch" with Nod, there is a risk that I may also spontaneously combust  redface:

Isn't risk of spontaneous combustion a normal condition for you?  rubschin:
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