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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64890 on: September 27, 2020, 05:30:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 27, 2020, 05:10:46 PM
Back :thumbsup:  Quiet but surprisingly sunny day at me lock
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64891 on: September 28, 2020, 05:27:42 AM »
Taking LL for a torture Physio session...  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64892 on: September 28, 2020, 06:03:47 AM »
Newark Castle  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64893 on: September 28, 2020, 08:02:03 AM »
Tidy up as someone's coming round
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64894 on: September 28, 2020, 10:56:11 AM »
Driving about ..shopping ..n meetings ... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64895 on: September 28, 2020, 05:30:51 PM »
Not going to Newark again! Newark, the town, has a reputation for trouble, rather like Wrexham, which I went to by accident one Saturday evening and found it to be full of mounted police and brawling lads.

Problem in Newark is largely farm boys and pikeys.

Lock is in the middle of town, pretty much, and sees a few problems.

I had occasion today to tell a couple of lads to clear off as they were in the way and, actually, in danger (15 ton hydraulic lock gates can make a mess).

Their response? To come back with baseball bats!! scared2: scared2: Locked meself in the lock cabin and called 999. Plod were VERY quick and the pikeys fled.

Descriptions (shaved heads, cobweb neck tattoos, shell suits, bats etc) were met with, "Oh, them again".

 scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64896 on: September 28, 2020, 05:38:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 28, 2020, 05:30:51 PM
Not going to Newark again! Newark, the town, has a reputation for trouble, rather like Wrexham, which I went to by accident one Saturday evening and found it to be full of mounted police and brawling lads.

Problem in Newark is largely farm boys and pikeys.

Lock is in the middle of town, pretty much, and sees a few problems.

I had occasion today to tell a couple of lads to clear off as they were in the way and, actually, in danger (15 ton hydraulic lock gates can make a mess).

Their response? To come back with baseball bats!! scared2: scared2: Locked meself in the lock cabin and called 999. Plod were VERY quick and the pikeys fled.

Descriptions (shaved heads, cobweb neck tattoos, shell suits, bats etc) were met with, "Oh, them again".

 scared2: scared2:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Plod has long lost the plot on pikeys
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64897 on: September 28, 2020, 05:51:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 28, 2020, 05:30:51 PM
Not going to Newark again! Newark, the town, has a reputation for trouble, rather like Wrexham, which I went to by accident one Saturday evening and found it to be full of mounted police and brawling lads.

Problem in Newark is largely farm boys and pikeys.

Lock is in the middle of town, pretty much, and sees a few problems.

I had occasion today to tell a couple of lads to clear off as they were in the way and, actually, in danger (15 ton hydraulic lock gates can make a mess).

Their response? To come back with baseball bats!! scared2: scared2: Locked meself in the lock cabin and called 999. Plod were VERY quick and the pikeys fled.

Descriptions (shaved heads, cobweb neck tattoos, shell suits, bats etc) were met with, "Oh, them again".

 scared2: scared2:

Bloody hell  eeek: and you don't even get paid for this shit  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64898 on: September 28, 2020, 05:56:58 PM »
Fortunately, the lock cabin at Newark is practically armoured cos of all the vandalism and crime.  :thumbsup:

Shame really, as it is right under this  and should be a pleasant place to spend a day

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64899 on: September 28, 2020, 06:33:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 28, 2020, 05:30:51 PM
Not going to Newark again! Newark, the town, has a reputation for trouble, rather like Wrexham, which I went to by accident one Saturday evening and found it to be full of mounted police and brawling lads.

Problem in Newark is largely farm boys and pikeys.

Lock is in the middle of town, pretty much, and sees a few problems.

I had occasion today to tell a couple of lads to clear off as they were in the way and, actually, in danger (15 ton hydraulic lock gates can make a mess).

Their response? To come back with baseball bats!! scared2: scared2: Locked meself in the lock cabin and called 999. Plod were VERY quick and the pikeys fled.

Descriptions (shaved heads, cobweb neck tattoos, shell suits, bats etc) were met with, "Oh, them again".

 scared2: scared2:

Should have crushed em .. Thumbs: 

Excuse " I am Nick "........ Thumbs:  it was an accident .... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64900 on: September 28, 2020, 06:40:53 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64901 on: September 28, 2020, 08:33:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 28, 2020, 06:40:53 PM
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Blue sky thinking .....the way forward ...for the "new" normal ... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64902 on: September 29, 2020, 04:51:30 AM »
Taking the dog to the hairdressers... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64903 on: September 29, 2020, 06:44:09 AM »
"Lunch" with Nod and doubtless a long discussion about death  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64904 on: September 29, 2020, 07:08:09 AM »
 noooo:  ^

Doc Woks for blood test then got people coming round to take out some trees
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