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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64950 on: October 04, 2020, 12:47:40 PM »
Trying to fix the RoboVac...  cry:

Then measuring up for my new chimney, bread baking and chauffer's uniform on... ::)

New chimney... rubschin:  we want one put in ... rubschin: (or log burner .)..

You want a pellet burner!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  heard of them ..can you put "normal" wood in too.. rubschin:  there is plenty of free firewood here in village .. whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64951 on: October 04, 2020, 01:06:19 PM »
Trying to fix the RoboVac...  cry:

Then measuring up for my new chimney, bread baking and chauffer's uniform on... ::)

New chimney... rubschin:  we want one put in ... rubschin: (or log burner .)..

You want a pellet burner!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  heard of them ..can you put "normal" wood in too.. rubschin:  there is plenty of free firewood here in village .. whistle:

Nah, just the pellets... But they are brilliant, push button start and stop - no fecking about like you have with a wood burner, and I've had both...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64952 on: October 04, 2020, 01:10:02 PM »
Trying to fix the RoboVac...  cry:

Then measuring up for my new chimney, bread baking and chauffer's uniform on... ::)

New chimney... rubschin:  we want one put in ... rubschin: (or log burner .)..

You want a pellet burner!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  heard of them ..can you put "normal" wood in too.. rubschin:  there is plenty of free firewood here in village .. whistle:

Nah, just the pellets... But they are brilliant, push button start and stop - no fecking about like you have with a wood burner, and I've had both...

Cheaper ...... rubschin: redface: redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64953 on: October 04, 2020, 01:17:33 PM »
Trying to fix the RoboVac...  cry:

Then measuring up for my new chimney, bread baking and chauffer's uniform on... ::)

New chimney... rubschin:  we want one put in ... rubschin: (or log burner .)..

You want a pellet burner!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  heard of them ..can you put "normal" wood in too.. rubschin:  there is plenty of free firewood here in village .. whistle:

Nah, just the pellets... But they are brilliant, push button start and stop - no fecking about like you have with a wood burner, and I've had both...

Cheaper ...... rubschin: redface: redface:

Not if you can get free wood I suppose...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64954 on: October 04, 2020, 01:21:52 PM »
Trying to fix the RoboVac...  cry:

Then measuring up for my new chimney, bread baking and chauffer's uniform on... ::)

New chimney... rubschin:  we want one put in ... rubschin: (or log burner .)..

You want a pellet burner!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  heard of them ..can you put "normal" wood in too.. rubschin:  there is plenty of free firewood here in village .. whistle:

Nah, just the pellets... But they are brilliant, push button start and stop - no fecking about like you have with a wood burner, and I've had both...

Cheaper ...... rubschin: redface: redface:

Not if you can get free wood I suppose...

Well saying that ..my friend lives here ..he said in winter all wood goes ..lol..so pellets could be an option .. rubschin:  problem is the house is so small ..where to put it ... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64955 on: October 04, 2020, 01:25:25 PM »
Trying to fix the RoboVac...  cry:

Then measuring up for my new chimney, bread baking and chauffer's uniform on... ::)

New chimney... rubschin:  we want one put in ... rubschin: (or log burner .)..

You want a pellet burner!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  heard of them ..can you put "normal" wood in too.. rubschin:  there is plenty of free firewood here in village .. whistle:

Nah, just the pellets... But they are brilliant, push button start and stop - no fecking about like you have with a wood burner, and I've had both...

Cheaper ...... rubschin: redface: redface:

Not if you can get free wood I suppose...

Well saying that ..my friend lives here ..he said in winter all wood goes ..lol..so pellets could be an option .. rubschin:  problem is the house is so small ..where to put it ... rubschin:

They do them in all sizes - just needs an outside wall for the chimney...

Check the range available at Leroy Merlin...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64956 on: October 04, 2020, 01:31:50 PM »
Trying to fix the RoboVac...  cry:

Then measuring up for my new chimney, bread baking and chauffer's uniform on... ::)

New chimney... rubschin:  we want one put in ... rubschin: (or log burner .)..

You want a pellet burner!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  heard of them ..can you put "normal" wood in too.. rubschin:  there is plenty of free firewood here in village .. whistle:

Nah, just the pellets... But they are brilliant, push button start and stop - no fecking about like you have with a wood burner, and I've had both...

Cheaper ...... rubschin: redface: redface:

Not if you can get free wood I suppose...

Well saying that ..my friend lives here ..he said in winter all wood goes ..lol..so pellets could be an option .. rubschin:  problem is the house is so small ..where to put it ... rubschin:

They do them in all sizes - just needs an outside wall for the chimney...

Check the range available at Leroy Merlin...

Outside wall is the problem .. evil:   veranda at front ...kitchen no no ...bedroom would be no space ... rubschin:   thinking internal between lounge/bedroom wall up tho roof .. rubschin:

The house is only 3 rooms plus bog .. ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64957 on: October 04, 2020, 02:38:03 PM »
Trying to fix the RoboVac...  cry:

Then measuring up for my new chimney, bread baking and chauffer's uniform on... ::)

New chimney... rubschin:  we want one put in ... rubschin: (or log burner .)..

You want a pellet burner!  Thumbs:

 rubschin:  heard of them ..can you put "normal" wood in too.. rubschin:  there is plenty of free firewood here in village .. whistle:

Nah, just the pellets... But they are brilliant, push button start and stop - no fecking about like you have with a wood burner, and I've had both...

Cheaper ...... rubschin: redface: redface:

Not if you can get free wood I suppose...

Well saying that ..my friend lives here ..he said in winter all wood goes ..lol..so pellets could be an option .. rubschin:  problem is the house is so small ..where to put it ... rubschin:

They do them in all sizes - just needs an outside wall for the chimney...

Check the range available at Leroy Merlin...

Outside wall is the problem .. evil:   veranda at front ...kitchen no no ...bedroom would be no space ... rubschin:   thinking internal between lounge/bedroom wall up tho roof .. rubschin:

The house is only 3 rooms plus bog .. ;D

We stayed in one like that when we first came to Cyprus!  ;D

You could sit on the bog, wash your hands in the sink and have a shower at the same time!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64958 on: October 04, 2020, 03:28:27 PM »
Dealing with C8NTS ..i.e my step-mothers sisters ...over the house ... Angry9: cussing:

I swear if they weren't old ..they would be "getting a visit" from some of my old mates .. Banghead cussing: Angry9: cussing: Angry9:

they are emptying house tomorrow ..the Sale is not final ..I have tried to explain that a house sells better when it looks like a "Home" ..solictor agrees .. but No ...they want to clear it .. noooo: noooo:

Trying to sell a "shell" of house in this climate .. noooo: noooo: 

My mate wants to take car ..(I gave it to his daughter) ..but they won't let him take it ..till he shows insurance etc .. Banghead  (he is insured any vehicle)...

Refusing me (friend) access to property ..as it is not insured now ..)they stopped insurance although  I offered to pay to keep it )... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64959 on: October 04, 2020, 04:14:59 PM »
 noooo:

Who's the executor?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64960 on: October 04, 2020, 04:17:45 PM »
Sounds like sisters are overstepping their authority to me, unless they are executors...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64961 on: October 04, 2020, 04:44:37 PM »
Sounds like sisters are overstepping their authority to me, unless they are executors...

They are ...... noooo:   the problem is ...they do not live in real world ...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64962 on: October 04, 2020, 04:56:03 PM »
You are fucked unless your solicitor can do anything to rein them in.  Where do the proceeds of any sale of contents go, including valuable items or family photos etc.?

A bonkers aunt of mine left a lot of money to some monks! The SOLICITOR (a Catholic) boasted to us that he often took valuable items from clients' houses (while we were there looking for family stuff!!!!). We heard from a neighbour that the monks had come round in a van and taken away "some nice stuff".
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64963 on: October 04, 2020, 07:33:27 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #64964 on: October 04, 2020, 11:17:57 PM »
SItting on an island watching an empty river in torrential rain

I think I'll stick to the original lyrics for Dock of the Bay  whistle:

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LOCK of the Bay ......... Thumbs:
Lock of the DAY

Well it does sound like he's wasting time...  rubschin:
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