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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6525 on: January 27, 2011, 01:37:12 PM »
I went out last evening to collect the THW ~ bloody cold so I put the seat heater on. Well they are leather seats in the Freelander ...... Anywhoo after about 10 minutes my arse was burning .... I wonder if this is Nick's problem?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6526 on: January 27, 2011, 01:54:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 27, 2011, 12:13:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 27, 2011, 09:55:59 AM
My sis wants to take me out this afternoon. SHe has suggested the local Sanitarium  whacky115

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6527 on: January 27, 2011, 01:55:26 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 27, 2011, 01:37:12 PM
I went out last evening to collect the THW ~ bloody cold so I put the seat heater on. Well they are leather seats in the Freelander ...... Anywhoo after about 10 minutes my arse was burning .... I wonder if this is Nick's problem?

Oh I would think so, anyhoo it certainly isn't mine. I have enough of my own. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6528 on: January 27, 2011, 02:02:50 PM »
Will you stop discussing my bottom  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6529 on: January 27, 2011, 02:08:12 PM »
Do I take it you will be in Winchester for longer than originally planned?

When do the car fixers say they will "let you know"?



Oh and I wasn't really discussing your bottom .... it's just that electrics can and do go wrong and the more electric gadgets a car has the more problems occur.
My seat warmers for example.

Anywhoo enough time was spent debating my arse!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6530 on: January 27, 2011, 02:09:18 PM »
The stealers are "trying to squeeze it in" this arvo. Some spotty yoof is prolly pawing it as we speak  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6531 on: January 27, 2011, 02:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 27, 2011, 02:09:18 PM
The stealers are "trying to squeeze it in" this arvo. Some spotty yoof is prolly thrashing it around Tesco's car park as we speak  noooo:

There...  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6532 on: January 27, 2011, 02:53:34 PM »
SOmewhere just behind JOM's 'ut are some peculiarly striped cows  rubschin:

My niece thought they were a herd of pandas  noooo:

(She is foreign)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6533 on: January 27, 2011, 03:12:44 PM »
My eldest daughter who is not foreign used to like the cow horses in Wellingborough.  whacky115

Mind you she used to sing to her toast crumbs and she has me for a mother but I only messed with her mind once or twice. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6534 on: January 27, 2011, 03:19:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 27, 2011, 03:12:44 PM
My eldest daughter who is not foreign used to like the cow horses in Wellingborough.  whacky115

Mind you she used to sing to her toast crumbs and she has me for a mother but I only messed with her mind once or twice. angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6535 on: January 27, 2011, 04:13:44 PM »
And PooPoon don't forget that. angel1

Anyway I have mainly been in the kitchen cutting up soap, as you do, this soap is a delicate creamy colour and crumbles rather like Wensleydale cheese. As Mr C has a penchant for most things cheese would it be so very wrong and bad of me to leave the crumbs in situ and see what transpires on his return. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6536 on: January 27, 2011, 04:14:27 PM »
I invented the PooPoon!!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6537 on: January 27, 2011, 04:15:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 27, 2011, 04:13:44 PM
And PooPoon don't forget that. angel1

Anyway I have mainly been in the kitchen cutting up soap, as you do, this soap is a delicate creamy colour and crumbles rather like Wensleydale cheese. As Mr C has a penchant for most things cheese would it be so very wrong and bad of me to leave the crumbs in situ and see what transpires on his return. angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6538 on: January 27, 2011, 04:18:34 PM »
SHe is nearly as weird as Tipsy  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #6539 on: January 27, 2011, 04:22:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 27, 2011, 04:18:34 PM
SHe is nearly as weird as Tipsy  noooo:

You never see both of them on here together do you...?  rubschin:
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