And PooPoon don't forget that. 
Anyway I have mainly been in the kitchen cutting up soap, as you do, this soap is a delicate creamy colour and crumbles rather like Wensleydale cheese. As Mr C has a penchant for most things cheese would it be so very wrong and bad of me to leave the crumbs in situ and see what transpires on his return.
SWWLTBO makes soap. Wenchy and Miss D have tried it.
When she makes it she normally sells it at Craft Fairs and often, to use up the small amounts left that won't quite fill a mould, she makes little soaps in the shape of shells and stuff. They look good in a basket in the guest room, they come in many colours and scents. All with essential oils and such. She usually displays these in a big basket, all mixed up on a pick and mix basis, at the front of her display. I must confess that they look a bit like "Jelly sweets".
An amazing number of children swipe one and pop it in their mouths.
We stand and watch the result.
One mother complained that SWWLTBO had tried to poison her child. It was pointed out forcefully and loudly that the little thief would have had a hand cut off in some countries. A soapy mouthwash was the least they could expect.
Exit mother with very red face.
