The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I only asked them to diagnose it, NOT to fix it

[Barman]

I only asked them to diagnose it, NOT to fix it

 

[Nick]

There is a method in my apparent madness 

[Snoopy]

I only asked them to diagnose it, NOT to fix it

There is a method in my apparent madness 

O.I.C.

[Barman]

There is a method in my apparent madness 

Of course... of course.... 

Nah, yer avin a larf aintchya?

[Nick]

You wouldn't understand 

[Snoopy]

I understand that IF they have diagnosed the problem they will be able to quote for fixing it.

They do, however, have a legal obligation to refuse to let you drive it away if they consider it unroadworthy.

[Snoopy]

So far today I have been listening to SWWLTBO and the THW rowing.

Boys and I are keeping our heads down.

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

Too much make-up .... so much in fact that she looks like a tangerine ~ as does her jumper, the bathroom wall and mirror. Oh and eyes like Dusty Springfield circa 1960s.

[Nick]

 

That Tango look 
 

[Snoopy]

It's fashionable ..... apparently 

[Darwins Selection]

It's fashionable ..... apparently 

I assumed it was just that jaundice was becoming common amongst young girls.

[Miss Demeanour]

I am not talking to The Brat ...she has not even noticed   

[Snoopy]

In this house kennel Mothers don't talk to their daughters ... they talk at them.