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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65656 on: November 30, 2020, 02:38:08 PM »
Phoning and texting here, there and nigh on everywhere as a (not close but we're one of the closest) relative just died
 
Everyone should be given two choices:  place a copy of your will where even the dimmest person can quickly find it or have its location tattooed on your arse.  Then whoever is named as executor can go to solicitor etc and say 'fix it and send us the bill'
 
Still it won't be me, phew!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65657 on: November 30, 2020, 08:03:46 PM »
Phoning and texting here, there and nigh on everywhere as a (not close but we're one of the closest) relative just died
 
Everyone should be given two choices:  place a copy of your will where even the dimmest person can quickly find it or have its location tattooed on your arse.  Then whoever is named as executor can go to solicitor etc and say 'fix it and send us the bill'
 
Still it won't be me, phew!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65658 on: November 30, 2020, 10:02:07 PM »
That hopefully will help after this year  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65659 on: November 30, 2020, 10:03:52 PM »
That hopefully will help after this year  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65661 on: December 01, 2020, 11:46:08 AM »
Back from shoppin' & chauffeurin'...  sadsmiley30:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65662 on: December 01, 2020, 11:56:18 AM »
Waiting in for a delivery  sadsmiley30:
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« Reply #65663 on: December 01, 2020, 11:58:42 AM »
Waiting in for a delivery  sadsmiley30:

You'd be waiting forever here... No flights = no post...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65664 on: December 01, 2020, 12:26:08 PM »
Phoning and texting here, there and nigh on everywhere as a (not close but we're one of the closest) relative just died
 
Everyone should be given two choices:  place a copy of your will where even the dimmest person can quickly find it or have its location tattooed on your arse.  Then whoever is named as executor can go to solicitor etc and say 'fix it and send us the bill'
 
Still it won't be me, phew!

 Thumbs:

Spoke to "mine" today ...dosh should be with us before Xmas ... Thumbs:   fingers crossed ....
:thumbsup:
Better get prepared and put some WD40 on your wallet.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65665 on: December 01, 2020, 12:36:21 PM »
Phoning and texting here, there and nigh on everywhere as a (not close but we're one of the closest) relative just died
 
Everyone should be given two choices:  place a copy of your will where even the dimmest person can quickly find it or have its location tattooed on your arse.  Then whoever is named as executor can go to solicitor etc and say 'fix it and send us the bill'
 
Still it won't be me, phew!

 Thumbs:

Spoke to "mine" today ...dosh should be with us before Xmas ... Thumbs:   fingers crossed ....
:thumbsup:
Better get prepared and put some WD40 on your wallet.  ;)
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65666 on: December 01, 2020, 12:37:05 PM »
working out how best to make a five figure claim against a company in Los Angeles
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65667 on: December 01, 2020, 01:02:41 PM »
Phoning and texting here, there and nigh on everywhere as a (not close but we're one of the closest) relative just died
 
Everyone should be given two choices:  place a copy of your will where even the dimmest person can quickly find it or have its location tattooed on your arse.  Then whoever is named as executor can go to solicitor etc and say 'fix it and send us the bill'
 
Still it won't be me, phew!

 Thumbs:

Spoke to "mine" today ...dosh should be with us before Xmas ... Thumbs:   fingers crossed ....
:thumbsup:
Better get prepared and put some WD40 on your wallet.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65668 on: December 01, 2020, 01:14:55 PM »
Phoning and texting here, there and nigh on everywhere as a (not close but we're one of the closest) relative just died
 
Everyone should be given two choices:  place a copy of your will where even the dimmest person can quickly find it or have its location tattooed on your arse.  Then whoever is named as executor can go to solicitor etc and say 'fix it and send us the bill'
 
Still it won't be me, phew!

 Thumbs:

Spoke to "mine" today ...dosh should be with us before Xmas ... Thumbs:   fingers crossed ....
:thumbsup:
Better get prepared and put some WD40 on your wallet.  ;)
lol:

 Thumbs:...... whistle:

I'll borrow you some... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #65669 on: December 02, 2020, 05:03:41 PM »
Hostipal for MRI scan and the machine broke half way through (not my fault, honest he pleaded in vain) so took nearly 3 hours as had to go to another machine.  Lucky really, they told all those after me to go home

Results...?
Natalie phones to say 'all clear'   Phew!  Really didn't want cancer in me prostate as well.
Well, whatever, nevermind