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Sorry to hear your sad news.
Quote from: Barman on February 06, 2021, 03:36:39 PMWell that was a blast It seems my mate Peter was rushed into horsepickle last Thursday...They called his wife this morning and told her she had to come in as it was very serious - but she had to have a PCR test first...She called me in floods of tears and unable to drive. I've just rushed her to Limassol for the PCR test (illegally, I'd used my two permissions for today) so she can hopefully see him tomorrow before he pegs it... Fuck me... Died last night...
Well that was a blast It seems my mate Peter was rushed into horsepickle last Thursday...They called his wife this morning and told her she had to come in as it was very serious - but she had to have a PCR test first...She called me in floods of tears and unable to drive. I've just rushed her to Limassol for the PCR test (illegally, I'd used my two permissions for today) so she can hopefully see him tomorrow before he pegs it... Fuck me...
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 09, 2021, 08:24:04 AMSorry to hear your sad news.I know! I was looking forward to a Bacon and Egg McMuffin...
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2021, 08:26:50 AMQuote from: Uncle Mort on February 09, 2021, 08:24:04 AMSorry to hear your sad news.I know! I was looking forward to a Bacon and Egg McMuffin...
Just back from the funeral home...We have to fly him to Vienna to get him cremated and then shipped back to Cyprus...
LL seems well qualified to run a crematorium
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2021, 12:18:00 PMJust back from the funeral home...We have to fly him to Vienna to get him cremated and then shipped back to Cyprus... that's gotta cost There's a business opportunity here: B3 (Barmans Body Barbecuing)
Quote from: Steve on February 10, 2021, 12:57:42 PMQuote from: Barman on February 10, 2021, 12:18:00 PMJust back from the funeral home...We have to fly him to Vienna to get him cremated and then shipped back to Cyprus... that's gotta cost There's a business opportunity here: B3 (Barmans Body Barbecuing)€5,000...
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2021, 02:38:20 PMQuote from: Steve on February 10, 2021, 12:57:42 PMQuote from: Barman on February 10, 2021, 12:18:00 PMJust back from the funeral home...We have to fly him to Vienna to get him cremated and then shipped back to Cyprus... that's gotta cost There's a business opportunity here: B3 (Barmans Body Barbecuing)€5,000... You'd only need a few of those disposable BBQ's each time. Open air crematorium for Smugland. Clumping cat lit looks like the ashes, nobody would ever know. You're almost rich already. Borrow us a tenner.
