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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67215 on: April 20, 2021, 06:09:26 AM »
Is it time for my "just a little prick" joke?

Off to me favourite lock, like  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67216 on: April 20, 2021, 08:14:06 AM »
Cleaner day so now we have to spend all morning tidying up and all afternoon making ourselves scarce
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67217 on: April 20, 2021, 08:51:28 AM »
Cleaner day so now we have to spend all morning tidying up and all afternoon making ourselves scarce

I used to hate that - we just let the place get filthy now...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67218 on: April 20, 2021, 11:46:07 AM »
Cleaner day so now we have to spend all morning tidying up and all afternoon making ourselves scarce

I used to hate that - we just let the place get filthy now...  redface:

Miss T used to do that when we had the pub ..clean the house before the cleaner ... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67219 on: April 20, 2021, 04:33:48 PM »
Back  :thumbsup:

Three boats: two nutters and one absolutely bladdered. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67220 on: April 20, 2021, 04:52:49 PM »
Cleaner day so now we have to spend all morning tidying up and all afternoon making ourselves scarce

I used to hate that - we just let the place get filthy now...  redface:
noooo: eventually it will get all wrong.  Like my uncle's place that had a thick coating of dog hair and dust (ie decaying human skin) everywhere  sick2:

Cleaner Jackie arrives with her all new assistant cleaner sporting what could be described as an inappropriate neckline for that amount of chest  eeek:.   A definite 'if she dusts too vigorously in that there's going to be a falling out'.

So we buggered off to Rye what was most excellent.
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67221 on: April 20, 2021, 05:10:49 PM »
"Keep your Pickles off my preserves."   happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67222 on: April 20, 2021, 05:12:28 PM »
Back  :thumbsup:

Three boats: two nutters and one absolutely bladdered. noooo:

You shouldn't drink in charge of the buttons...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67223 on: April 20, 2021, 06:48:30 PM »
Back  :thumbsup:

Three boats: two nutters and one absolutely bladdered. noooo:

You shouldn't drink in charge of the buttons...  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67224 on: April 20, 2021, 08:10:52 PM »
Back  :thumbsup:

Three boats: two nutters and one absolutely bladdered. noooo:

You shouldn't drink in charge of the buttons...  noooo:

Well at least you are there to keep an eye on him...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67225 on: April 21, 2021, 06:49:45 AM »
Taking yet another widow out to lunch... I know a lot of widows...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67226 on: April 21, 2021, 07:01:53 AM »
Are you being sired out by LL ?  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67227 on: April 21, 2021, 08:40:47 AM »
Haircut  :thumbsup:  and "lunch" with Nod  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #67229 on: April 21, 2021, 12:16:14 PM »
Miss T wants a new mattress ..... noooo: