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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69060 on: October 28, 2021, 10:56:59 PM »
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Working up near BM tonight ....wonder what LL is cooking ... rubschin:

Where are you...?

The local Bar Owner is supposed to be dropping KFC round again this arvo.  lol:

Aphrodite hills ..all posh like ... noooo:

Back... what a bunch of pricks ... noooo:....
Popcorn:

Well to start ...all thought they were "millionaires" coz a 5 star venue...but were rude to waiting staff and planner ..(esp to us )....it was 4 hour all inc bar so drunk like the world was ending during those times .. ..no please/thank you to anyone ...

The main thing for us was ..they had sent a list of songs to be played (over 5 hours of music  Banghead ) ...then complained it was shite .. lol: lol: noooo:

Trying to explain to drunk "plastic millionaires" the music choice it NOT ours but the bride n grooms ..ALL night ... noooo:
Oh  noooo: noooo: noooo: complete cunts then
 
But why do people think they can choose music better than a DJ could can sense the moment?  FFS even I know that.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69061 on: October 28, 2021, 10:59:11 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 28, 2021, 07:51:58 AM
Guildford to see Mr Baddiel
Absolutely brilliant, funniest 2 hours I can ever remember
 
https://www.davidbaddiel.com/#live
 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69062 on: October 29, 2021, 06:51:49 AM »
Going to buy a spanner and some compost  sadsmiley30:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69063 on: October 29, 2021, 09:04:22 AM »
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Going to buy a spanner and some compost  sadsmiley30:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69064 on: October 29, 2021, 09:04:35 AM »
Hostipal
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69065 on: October 29, 2021, 01:54:49 PM »
Took Kia-Ora for a service and then went to Nicosia shopping... then back to Limassol for Sushi at the Marina...  cloud9:

You know when you say something really, really fucking stupid and regret it afterwards but it is too late...?  evil:

Like who would be stupid enough to walk out of the KIA service centre and say, "I think the wiper blades need changing"...?  noooo:

€75 + 19% VAT for two front Wyper [sic] blades...  cussing:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69066 on: October 29, 2021, 02:10:57 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2021, 01:54:49 PM
Took Kia-Ora for a service and then went to Nicosia shopping... then back to Limassol for Sushi at the Marina...  cloud9:

You know when you say something really, really fucking stupid and regret it afterwards but it is too late...?  evil:

Like who would be stupid enough to walk out of the KIA service centre and say, "I think the wiper blades need changing"...?  noooo:

€75 + 19% VAT for two front Wyper [sic] blades...  cussing:

Just go Lidl car park ..some pikey Romanian would have sold you a pair for a tenner ... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69067 on: October 29, 2021, 02:12:16 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 29, 2021, 02:10:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2021, 01:54:49 PM
Took Kia-Ora for a service and then went to Nicosia shopping... then back to Limassol for Sushi at the Marina...  cloud9:

You know when you say something really, really fucking stupid and regret it afterwards but it is too late...?  evil:

Like who would be stupid enough to walk out of the KIA service centre and say, "I think the wiper blades need changing"...?  noooo:

€75 + 19% VAT for two front Wyper [sic] blades...  cussing:

Just go Lidl car park ..some pikey Romanian would have sold you a pair for a tenner ... Thumbs:

I just said that to someone else!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69068 on: October 29, 2021, 02:29:42 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 28, 2021, 10:56:59 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 28, 2021, 12:43:41 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 28, 2021, 07:51:45 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 27, 2021, 11:56:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 27, 2021, 10:51:10 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 27, 2021, 10:42:41 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 27, 2021, 10:18:41 AM
Working up near BM tonight ....wonder what LL is cooking ... rubschin:

Where are you...?

The local Bar Owner is supposed to be dropping KFC round again this arvo.  lol:

Aphrodite hills ..all posh like ... noooo:

Back... what a bunch of pricks ... noooo:....
Popcorn:

Well to start ...all thought they were "millionaires" coz a 5 star venue...but were rude to waiting staff and planner ..(esp to us )....it was 4 hour all inc bar so drunk like the world was ending during those times .. ..no please/thank you to anyone ...

The main thing for us was ..they had sent a list of songs to be played (over 5 hours of music  Banghead ) ...then complained it was shite .. lol: lol: noooo:

Trying to explain to drunk "plastic millionaires" the music choice it NOT ours but the bride n grooms ..ALL night ... noooo:
Oh  noooo: noooo: noooo: complete cunts then
 
But why do people think they can choose music better than a DJ could can sense the moment?  FFS even I know that.

EXACTLY ... Banghead.....just a handfull of special songs maybe ?.....but the lists NEVER work ... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69069 on: October 29, 2021, 02:52:40 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69070 on: October 29, 2021, 03:13:58 PM »
Hostipal and then Mrs K was peckish so went to Eastbourne for a stonking all day breakfast at an Italian non greasy spoon then spent a fortune at Hotel Chocalat and then tried to use the pay at machine to get out of the car park.  'Machine's broken mate, us the other one" says harassed man in hi vis - the other one was of course also broken.
 
"So can we just drive out of the car park?" a lady asks him  "No"
 
"Who can sort this to let us out?"  is the follow up  "well support can but they go home at 1"
 
 Banghead Banghead Banghead

To make it worse the charges go up 50p every 15 minutes.  The increasingly long queue gets ratty

Eventually on the third reboot he heroically got it working but what a fucked up system
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69071 on: October 29, 2021, 03:21:21 PM »
I am still contesting a parking ticket from AUGUST for similar reasons cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69072 on: October 29, 2021, 04:56:01 PM »
Two days of locks coming up: Lonely Widow Island  scared2:  and then my fave and that is it till April  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69073 on: October 29, 2021, 06:12:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 29, 2021, 01:54:49 PM
You know when you say something really, really fucking stupid and regret it afterwards but it is too late...?  evil:

Not personally but we get a regular birds eye view courtesy of you and Nick..  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69074 on: October 29, 2021, 11:05:09 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 29, 2021, 03:13:58 PM
Hostipal and then Mrs K was peckish so went to Eastbourne for a stonking all day breakfast at an Italian non greasy spoon then spent a fortune at Hotel Chocalat and then tried to use the pay at machine to get out of the car park.  'Machine's broken mate, us the other one" says harassed man in hi vis - the other one was of course also broken.
 
"So can we just drive out of the car park?" a lady asks him  "No"
 
"Who can sort this to let us out?"  is the follow up  "well support can but they go home at 1"
 
 Banghead Banghead Banghead

To make it worse the charges go up 50p every 15 minutes.  The increasingly long queue gets ratty

Eventually on the third reboot he heroically got it working but what a fucked up system

 noooo: noooo:

One of the hotels here had a barrier ..guests and staff got "cards" ...it never worked .....came though one day,, it was all bent .. ;D...they fixed it ...1 week later the barrier was floating in the sea ... ;D ;D..... 
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