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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69391 on: December 08, 2021, 06:56:39 PM »
Paying staff........ eeek: Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69392 on: December 08, 2021, 06:59:47 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69393 on: December 08, 2021, 08:28:05 PM »
Paying staff........ eeek: Shocked:

It's the end of civilisation as we know it....  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69394 on: December 09, 2021, 12:05:10 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69395 on: December 09, 2021, 08:55:26 AM »
Think today is fetch Christmas tree day.  That'll give me 2 weeks to get round to putting it up
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69396 on: December 09, 2021, 09:02:33 AM »
Not bovvering wiv a tree this year as going away for Christmas. Today I am mainly taking Nod to doctor appointments
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69397 on: December 09, 2021, 09:22:59 AM »
Not bovvering wiv a tree this year as going away for Christmas. Today I am mainly taking Nod to doctor appointments
You could spray him green, stick an electric cable up his bum and a fairy on top and say he's your tree
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69398 on: December 09, 2021, 09:26:57 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69399 on: December 09, 2021, 09:43:39 AM »
Not bovvering wiv a tree this year as going away for Christmas. Today I am mainly taking Nod to doctor appointments
You could spray him green, stick an electric cable up his bum and a fairy on top and say he's your tree

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69400 on: December 09, 2021, 03:55:46 PM »
Not bovvering wiv a tree this year as going away for Christmas. Today I am mainly taking Nod to doctor appointments
You could spray him green, stick an electric cable up his bum and a fairy on top and say he's your tree

Too much information .... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69401 on: December 09, 2021, 05:50:10 PM »
F887ing intermong ...... Banghead cussing: Angry9: Angry9:

There's no point in moaning at us, you need to complain to your ISP neighbour  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69402 on: December 10, 2021, 10:49:18 AM »
Been faffing about in the sodding cellar  evil:

Car park gate (remote control electric) has bust (in the closed position  Banghead)

Cheapest repair quote is about £1500  Shocked:

Leaseholders here contemplating suing the freeholder  evil:

"Lunch" with Nod will be a relief  NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69403 on: December 10, 2021, 04:06:57 PM »
Been faffing about in the sodding cellar  evil:

Car park gate (remote control electric) has bust (in the closed position  Banghead)

Cheapest repair quote is about £1500  Shocked:

Leaseholders here contemplating suing the freeholder  evil:

"Lunch" with Nod will be a relief  NickSick

With your "lock keeper" skills .....a job manning the gate ...kerching..... Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69404 on: December 10, 2021, 04:07:34 PM »
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