The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

Binmen managed to smash our brown bin last Wednesday (still awaiting the replacement) and our black bin is currently lying on its side across our drive 
 
Yep we gave them nothing again this year and won't next year either.  That all stopped when they required us to take the bins to the kerbside and back again.  Postman, Milkman, Paperman etc all get Christmas tips because they deserve it

Paperman ...   still hard copy..?? and not a kid ...??....

yep get the papers Friday, Saturday and Sunday and usually finish reading them by the end of Thursday.  You get to read so much that you'd miss using online news.
 
And our guy is there 6.30 am ish all those days

[apc2010]

Binmen managed to smash our brown bin last Wednesday (still awaiting the replacement) and our black bin is currently lying on its side across our drive 
 
Yep we gave them nothing again this year and won't next year either.  That all stopped when they required us to take the bins to the kerbside and back again.  Postman, Milkman, Paperman etc all get Christmas tips because they deserve it

Paperman ...   still hard copy..?? and not a kid ...??....

yep get the papers Friday, Saturday and Sunday and usually finish reading them by the end of Thursday.  You get to read so much that you'd miss using online news.
 
And our guy is there 6.30 am ish all those days

I prefer magazines/papers too ....but so expensive here ..   and have just got I-pad ...   ..

[Nick]

Nod has suggested "lunch"

[Barman]

Back from Lidl... Booze was on offer... 

[Barman]

Got in the car today and Kia-Ora says, "Key Not In Vehicle"... 

Battery in the fob was flat (it is supposed to warn you that it is low but I've not seen the message).

Managed to start the car (there is an emergency procedure) and drive to the shops...

The manual says changing it is easy (it was simple on the Pajero). It doesn't tell you that you shouldn't change it while sitting in the car as teeny-tiny pieces of the fob will fall out down the side of the seat! 

[Grumpmeister]

Got in the car today and Kia-Ora says, "Key Not In Vehicle"... 

Battery in the fob was flat (it is supposed to warn you that it is low but I've not seen the message).

Managed to start the car (there is an emergency procedure) and drive to the shops...

The manual says changing it is easy (it was simple on the Pajero). It doesn't tell you that you shouldn't change it while sitting in the car as teeny-tiny pieces of the fob will fall out down the side of the seat! 

Probably because that goes without saying.. 

[Barman]

Got in the car today and Kia-Ora says, "Key Not In Vehicle"... 

Battery in the fob was flat (it is supposed to warn you that it is low but I've not seen the message).

Managed to start the car (there is an emergency procedure) and drive to the shops...

The manual says changing it is easy (it was simple on the Pajero). It doesn't tell you that you shouldn't change it while sitting in the car as teeny-tiny pieces of the fob will fall out down the side of the seat! 

Probably because that goes without saying.. 

 

[apc2010]

Got in the car today and Kia-Ora says, "Key Not In Vehicle"... 

Battery in the fob was flat (it is supposed to warn you that it is low but I've not seen the message).

Managed to start the car (there is an emergency procedure) and drive to the shops...

The manual says changing it is easy (it was simple on the Pajero). It doesn't tell you that you shouldn't change it while sitting in the car as teeny-tiny pieces of the fob will fall out down the side of the seat! 

Probably because that goes without saying.. 

 

Where changes them....

[Grumpmeister]

Got in the car today and Kia-Ora says, "Key Not In Vehicle"... 

Battery in the fob was flat (it is supposed to warn you that it is low but I've not seen the message).

Managed to start the car (there is an emergency procedure) and drive to the shops...

The manual says changing it is easy (it was simple on the Pajero). It doesn't tell you that you shouldn't change it while sitting in the car as teeny-tiny pieces of the fob will fall out down the side of the seat! 

Probably because that goes without saying.. 

 

There is a golden rule to the universe. Whenever you have a task to complete ask yourself what BM or Nick would do and then do the exact opposite.. 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Got in the car today and Kia-Ora says, "Key Not In Vehicle"... 

Battery in the fob was flat (it is supposed to warn you that it is low but I've not seen the message).

Managed to start the car (there is an emergency procedure) and drive to the shops...

The manual says changing it is easy (it was simple on the Pajero). It doesn't tell you that you shouldn't change it while sitting in the car as teeny-tiny pieces of the fob will fall out down the side of the seat! 

Probably because that goes without saying.. 

 

There is a golden rule to the universe. Whenever you have a task to complete ask yourself what BM or Nick would do and then do the exact opposite.. 

Nah

Whenever you have a task to complete ask yourself what's wrong with putting it off til tomorrow

[Barman]

Walked the dog, got soaked... 

[Grumpmeister]

Walked the dog, got soaked... 

Perhaps if you weren't wearing the bucket then the dog wouldn't mistake your leg for the lamppost.. 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

A rather civilised day after cleaning was finished.  Dinner prepped so went to pub at 5pm for a couple of drinks with folk I’ve not seen for months. 

[Barman]

I think I'm done for this year... HNY all...