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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69960 on: February 15, 2022, 12:00:57 PM »
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Repainting my (white) office wall that I slopped a whole glass of red wine down last night...  evil:
Couldn't you call it modern art and flog it off for €millions?
 
You could title it 'Vertical Collapso'

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69961 on: February 16, 2022, 08:38:38 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 15, 2022, 11:42:10 AM
Repainting my (white) office wall that I slopped a whole glass of red wine down last night...  evil:

Ditto...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69962 on: February 16, 2022, 09:30:13 AM »
Miss I called last night to report that all her stuff has to be labelled. Been printing off labels and fighting with Sellotape cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69963 on: February 16, 2022, 09:34:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2022, 09:30:13 AM
Miss I called last night to report that all her stuff has to be labelled. Been printing off labels and fighting with Sellotape cussing: cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69964 on: February 16, 2022, 09:39:10 AM »
Why do I always gets Sellotape stuck to my socks? sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69965 on: February 16, 2022, 09:39:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2022, 09:39:10 AM
Why do I always gets Sellotape stuck to my socks? sad32:

So you can find the end...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69966 on: February 16, 2022, 10:30:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2022, 09:30:13 AM
Miss I called last night to report that all her stuff has to be labelled. Been printing off labels and fighting with Sellotape cussing: cussing:
You could do a  eveilgrin: and accidentally mislabel it all
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69967 on: February 16, 2022, 10:41:16 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 16, 2022, 09:39:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2022, 09:39:10 AM
Why do I always gets Sellotape stuck to my socks? sad32:

So you can find the end...?  rubschin:

One end of socks has an opening....... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69968 on: February 16, 2022, 02:45:49 PM »
The freight forwarders call about the Miss I stuff. They say they are picking it up between 1 and 3 tomorrow :thumbsup:

They confirm that the pick up address is in Swindon  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It seems they have another Mr Nick with exactly the same name to do a collection for tomorrow!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69969 on: February 16, 2022, 03:03:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2022, 02:45:49 PM
The freight forwarders call about the Miss I stuff. They say they are picking it up between 1 and 3 tomorrow :thumbsup:

They confirm that the pick up address is in Swindon  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It seems they have another Mr Nick with exactly the same name to do a collection for tomorrow!!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69970 on: February 16, 2022, 03:34:35 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2022, 02:45:49 PM
The freight forwarders call about the Miss I stuff. They say they are picking it up between 1 and 3 tomorrow :thumbsup:

They confirm that the pick up address is in Swindon  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It seems they have another Mr Nick with exactly the same name to do a collection for tomorrow!!

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There are 2 Nicks...?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69971 on: February 16, 2022, 03:42:38 PM »
There was another on the Wirral when I lived there. He was Frank Field's hitman and was universally hated. I was twice threatened with violence  scared2: and was often refused restaurant bookings  eeek:

I phoned him once and he apologised
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69972 on: February 16, 2022, 05:52:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2022, 02:45:49 PM
The freight forwarders call about the Miss I stuff. They say they are picking it up between 1 and 3 tomorrow :thumbsup:

They confirm that the pick up address is in Swindon  eeek: eeek: eeek:

It seems they have another Mr Nick with exactly the same name to do a collection for tomorrow!!

Miss I is going to get the wrong delivery  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69973 on: February 16, 2022, 05:54:56 PM »
ANd someone else get the thongs, shoes and "personal electrical items"??  eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #69974 on: February 16, 2022, 05:55:41 PM »
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