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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70005 on: February 18, 2022, 11:43:29 AM »
Have a look at FlightRadar24 at LGW arrivals...numerous go-arounds. Shame I'm not in... whistle:
And not a day to be on seat cleaning duty either.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70006 on: February 18, 2022, 02:08:56 PM »
Back from town - the usual full market was cancelled as the marquee thingies they set up wouldn't handle the wind and the insurers said "no". Paul in his meat wagon was there though - £20 for 3kg of thick and juicy Ribeye's. Bargain. Roads very quiet, we have become a nation of wimps, everyone shitting themselves and looking for reasons not to go to work or actually contribute to the economy that they were happy to sit back and milk when there was a fairly mild virus about.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70007 on: February 18, 2022, 04:43:33 PM »
Booster at horsepickle ...chaos ... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70008 on: February 18, 2022, 11:37:54 PM »
Booster at horsepickle ...chaos ... noooo:

My arm hurts..... sad24:

Look on the bright side, you didn't have to pay for it.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70009 on: February 19, 2022, 11:08:33 AM »
Taking my office chair apart...  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70010 on: February 19, 2022, 11:12:01 AM »
Going out to buy a ficus  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70011 on: February 19, 2022, 11:20:51 AM »
Going out to buy a ficus  :thumbsup:

Fords do not hold their money....... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70012 on: February 19, 2022, 11:57:28 PM »
Grumpy's guide to dealing with irritating colleagues, part 627..

"So Grump, what do you do when you aren't working here"

"Oh this and that"

"Are you a hitman? I could see you as a hitman.."

*Completely deadpan and without any hesitation* "It's funny you said that, I do know how to kill someone without leaving any evidence..."

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70013 on: February 20, 2022, 07:25:11 AM »
Grumpy's guide to dealing with irritating colleagues, part 627..

"So Grump, what do you do when you aren't working here"

"Oh this and that"

"Are you a hitman? I could see you as a hitman.."

*Completely deadpan and without any hesitation* "It's funny you said that, I do know how to kill someone without leaving any evidence..."

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70014 on: February 20, 2022, 12:05:59 PM »
Trying to put my office chair back together!  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70015 on: February 20, 2022, 01:20:36 PM »
Taking my office chair apart...  Banghead

I did that once


Trying to put my office chair back together!  Banghead

I did that once too... I won't be doing either again  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70016 on: February 20, 2022, 01:27:38 PM »
Taking my office chair apart...  Banghead

I did that once


Trying to put my office chair back together!  Banghead

I did that once too... I won't be doing either again  Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was an utter bastard - just finished it!  cussing:

I thought, "Looks a bit grubby, I'll just whip that cover off and bung it in the washer"....

Hours later...  Banghead


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70017 on: February 20, 2022, 01:29:50 PM »
Taking my office chair apart...  Banghead

I did that once


Trying to put my office chair back together!  Banghead

I did that once too... I won't be doing either again  Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was an utter bastard - just finished it!  cussing:

I thought, "Looks a bit grubby, I'll just whip that cover off and bung it in the washer"....

Hours later...  Banghead



Have you not got a cloth ... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70018 on: February 20, 2022, 01:48:59 PM »
 point: point: point: point: point:

I mended my toilet seat  angel1  and now I am procrastinating redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70019 on: February 20, 2022, 02:09:45 PM »
Taking my office chair apart...  Banghead

I did that once


Trying to put my office chair back together!  Banghead

I did that once too... I won't be doing either again  Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was an utter bastard - just finished it!  cussing:

I thought, "Looks a bit grubby, I'll just whip that cover off and bung it in the washer"....

Hours later...  Banghead



 eeek: eeek:

Mine only involved a troublesome circlip  redface:
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