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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70020 on: February 20, 2022, 02:32:40 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70021 on: February 20, 2022, 02:47:07 PM »
Taking my office chair apart...  Banghead

I did that once


Trying to put my office chair back together!  Banghead

I did that once too... I won't be doing either again  Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was an utter bastard - just finished it!  cussing:

I thought, "Looks a bit grubby, I'll just whip that cover off and bung it in the washer"....

Hours later...  Banghead



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70022 on: February 20, 2022, 03:43:53 PM »
Taking my office chair apart...  Banghead

I did that once


Trying to put my office chair back together!  Banghead

I did that once too... I won't be doing either again  Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was an utter bastard - just finished it!  cussing:

I thought, "Looks a bit grubby, I'll just whip that cover off and bung it in the washer"....

Hours later...  Banghead



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Mine only involved a troublesome circlip  redface:

You were lucky!  evil:

You won't be saying that if that air piston goes wrong  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70023 on: February 20, 2022, 04:03:28 PM »
Taking my office chair apart...  Banghead

I did that once


Trying to put my office chair back together!  Banghead

I did that once too... I won't be doing either again  Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was an utter bastard - just finished it!  cussing:

I thought, "Looks a bit grubby, I'll just whip that cover off and bung it in the washer"....

Hours later...  Banghead



 eeek: eeek:

Mine only involved a troublesome circlip  redface:

You were lucky!  evil:

You won't be saying that if that air piston goes wrong  scared2:

I was whacking mine with a rubber mallet for an hour!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70024 on: February 20, 2022, 04:08:26 PM »
Taking my office chair apart...  Banghead

I did that once


Trying to put my office chair back together!  Banghead

I did that once too... I won't be doing either again  Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was an utter bastard - just finished it!  cussing:

I thought, "Looks a bit grubby, I'll just whip that cover off and bung it in the washer"....

Hours later...  Banghead



 eeek: eeek:

Mine only involved a troublesome circlip  redface:

You were lucky!  evil:

You won't be saying that if that air piston goes wrong  scared2:

I was whacking mine with a rubber mallet for an hour!  cussing:

Time for the piston broke joke...... rubschin:    whistle:    redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70025 on: February 20, 2022, 05:37:55 PM »
Taking my office chair apart...  Banghead

I did that once


Trying to put my office chair back together!  Banghead

I did that once too... I won't be doing either again  Banghead Banghead Banghead

It was an utter bastard - just finished it!  cussing:

I thought, "Looks a bit grubby, I'll just whip that cover off and bung it in the washer"....

Hours later...  Banghead



 eeek: eeek:

Mine only involved a troublesome circlip  redface:

You were lucky!  evil:

You won't be saying that if that air piston goes wrong  scared2:

I was whacking mine with a rubber mallet for an hour!  cussing:

How does that help with fixing the chair and wouldn't it just be easier to buy some blue pills from Baldy?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70026 on: February 20, 2022, 07:38:57 PM »
Well so much for the planned quiet day.  I have spent two hours in Minor Injuries waiting to get stitched up.  I very neatly sliced my hand open on a broken glass.  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70027 on: February 20, 2022, 07:50:12 PM »
Well so much for the planned quiet day.  I have spent two hours in Minor Injuries waiting to get stitched up.  I very neatly sliced my hand open on a broken glass.  surrender:

How is the bloke you glassed?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70028 on: February 20, 2022, 07:51:06 PM »
Well so much for the planned quiet day.  I have spent two hours in Minor Injuries waiting to get stitched up.  I very neatly sliced my hand open on a broken glass.  surrender:

How is the bloke you glassed?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70029 on: February 20, 2022, 07:55:12 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70030 on: February 20, 2022, 08:04:07 PM »
I was told not to a) get it wet or b) get it infected.   whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70031 on: February 20, 2022, 08:14:31 PM »
I was told not to a) get it wet or b) get it infected.   whistle:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70032 on: February 20, 2022, 08:37:42 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70033 on: February 20, 2022, 09:37:06 PM »
Well so much for the planned quiet day.  I have spent two hours in Minor Injuries waiting to get stitched up.  I very neatly sliced my hand open on a broken glass.  surrender:

How is the bloke you glassed?  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70034 on: February 20, 2022, 09:37:32 PM »
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