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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70575 on: April 19, 2022, 03:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 19, 2022, 09:38:29 AM
Been to Lidl for essential supplies (booze  redface:), the bloke on the cash desk asked if I was over 18!  cloud9:

Did he wink at you as well ?  whistle: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70576 on: April 19, 2022, 03:42:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2022, 03:41:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 19, 2022, 09:38:29 AM
Been to Lidl for essential supplies (booze  redface:), the bloke on the cash desk asked if I was over 18!  cloud9:

Did he wink at you as well ?  whistle: lol:

No, but his guide dog did.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70577 on: April 19, 2022, 04:21:30 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70578 on: April 19, 2022, 04:33:54 PM »
Young folks often make such jokes with obvious pensioners
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70579 on: April 19, 2022, 05:39:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 19, 2022, 04:33:54 PM
Young folks often make such jokes with obvious pensioners

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70580 on: April 19, 2022, 09:11:57 PM »
Still in all the horror of having to do gardening there was good news.

Our two favourites of our pond fish (Lucky and Big Mouth) who we thought had been lost to the recent heron attack have amazingly survived - well for now they have. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70581 on: April 20, 2022, 01:00:22 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 19, 2022, 03:42:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2022, 03:41:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 19, 2022, 09:38:29 AM
Been to Lidl for essential supplies (booze  redface:), the bloke on the cash desk asked if I was over 18!  cloud9:

Did he wink at you as well ?  whistle: lol:

No, but his guide dog did.

He may not have been able to tell the ancient one's age as he looked a little pail..  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70582 on: April 20, 2022, 05:32:21 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2022, 01:00:22 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 19, 2022, 03:42:36 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2022, 03:41:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 19, 2022, 09:38:29 AM
Been to Lidl for essential supplies (booze  redface:), the bloke on the cash desk asked if I was over 18!  cloud9:

Did he wink at you as well ?  whistle: lol:

No, but his guide dog did.

He may not have been able to tell the ancient one's age as he looked a little pail..  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70583 on: April 20, 2022, 07:05:49 AM »
Taking my Kurd to meet the green haired lady vicar at a working windmill. What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

Also collecting Nod from yet another hospital appointment  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70584 on: April 20, 2022, 07:11:49 AM »
Clearing a millionteen tonnes of sand out of poor KIA-Ora...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70585 on: April 20, 2022, 11:23:40 AM »
KIA-Clean...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70586 on: April 20, 2022, 02:59:22 PM »
Fab afternoon with the Kurd and the lady vicar :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70587 on: April 20, 2022, 03:20:54 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70588 on: April 20, 2022, 06:33:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2022, 07:11:49 AM
Clearing a millionteen tonnes of sand out of poor KIA-Ora...

At least there were plenty of friendly locals to help you get the car off the beach this time..



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #70589 on: April 20, 2022, 07:10:14 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2022, 06:33:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2022, 07:11:49 AM
Clearing a millionteen tonnes of sand out of poor KIA-Ora...

At least there were plenty of friendly locals to help you get the car off the beach this time..



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