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"Lunch" postponed as Nod's arse is playing up again
Home early ... guests just called taxis/mini bus and naffed off... glad coz they were a bunch of rude assholes ...they were so rude all night and they did not tell me or venue they were leaving ...the bar staff asked me what was going on ...
Quote from: apc2010 on August 29, 2022, 09:13:59 PMHome early ... guests just called taxis/mini bus and naffed off... glad coz they were a bunch of rude assholes ...they were so rude all night and they did not tell me or venue they were leaving ...the bar staff asked me what was going on ... and
Nod's arse has recovered sufficiently for him to feel up to "lunch"
Quote from: Nick on August 30, 2022, 08:40:43 AMNod's arse has recovered sufficiently for him to feel up to "lunch" Glad you are feeling better Nick..
So wedding was a success - well he turned up The Man's ex was trying so hard to be polite but it was seriously killing her. Her 3 sisters were there and they were lovely and very chatty and full of warm , kind wishes. She kept butting in to deflect Bride and groom wanted to do the ol confetti walk but the mad bitch had gone walkabout and left everyone waiting for about 10 minutes . No excuse when she turned up All day we had the water works cos she was just 'so emotional' about the whole thing One fella had obviously been on the gear from early morn and was a complete handful. He attempted to do some body popping / worm manoeuvre but just ended up smashing his head on the floor and looking like he had broken his neck ...but got off the floor with the soon to be biggest of black eyes The venue was in the middle of nowhere except for the obligatory hotel down the road. So a walk back a country road after midnight when everyone had been drinking all day was fun 2 women ended up in the bushes and then shrieking because their dresses were muddy.Only trouble with everyone staying in the same hotel ( which also had 2 other wedding events being held there ) was that there was no sleep to be had Drag yourself down in the morning to scenes resembling the zombie apocalypse and then dread the check out to see how much the bar tab had come too Get home mid afternoon ...get a few hours kip and then have to pick up the bride and groom at oh god o clock to take them to the furthest airport possible from us (Stansted) for their 6am flight . Get home and then log on to face a barrage of work crap
