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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71805 on: October 05, 2022, 11:30:21 PM »
My wedding tonight ended with guests locked on double-decker open top bus with police there . eeek:...full details tomorrow... lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71806 on: October 06, 2022, 06:20:36 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 05, 2022, 11:30:21 PM
My wedding tonight ended with guests locked on double-decker open top bus with police there . eeek:...full details tomorrow... lol:

I'm ready


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71807 on: October 06, 2022, 06:32:16 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 05, 2022, 11:30:21 PM
My wedding tonight ended with guests locked on double-decker open top bus with police there . eeek:...full details tomorrow... lol:

I'm ready



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71808 on: October 06, 2022, 07:58:12 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 05, 2022, 11:30:21 PM
My wedding tonight ended with guests locked on double-decker open top bus with police there . eeek:...full details tomorrow... lol:

I'm ready


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71809 on: October 06, 2022, 11:30:06 AM »
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 07:58:12 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 05, 2022, 11:30:21 PM
My wedding tonight ended with guests locked on double-decker open top bus with police there . eeek:...full details tomorrow... lol:

I'm ready




So found out today .....a guest plugged in his phone charger by the bar ....when he took charger he also stole the barman's watch (on the side)....BUT ...wait for it .....

it only came to light that he had stole the watch when HE complained the barman had stole his phone charger ... noooo: (criminal mastermong )...

Then a small scuffle ...then no one can leave ..police etc ....the venue has CCTV everywhere ...so police watched evidence ....they were going arrest him ...but Father of the bride coughed up 500 euros to pay for damage to touchscreen till ...(broken in scuffle ) ... noooo:


and the watch was in the guests back pocket.... ::) noooo: so yes he stole it ....

This is the precised version ..... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71810 on: October 06, 2022, 11:32:23 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:30:06 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 07:58:12 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 05, 2022, 11:30:21 PM
My wedding tonight ended with guests locked on double-decker open top bus with police there . eeek:...full details tomorrow... lol:

I'm ready




So found out today .....a guest plugged in his phone charger by the bar ....when he took charger he also stole the barman's watch (on the side)....BUT ...wait for it .....

it only came to light that he had stole the watch when HE complained the barman had stole his phone charger ... noooo: (criminal mastermong )...

Then a small scuffle ...then no one can leave ..police etc ....the venue has CCTV everywhere ...so police watched evidence ....they were going arrest him ...but Father of the bride coughed up 500 euros to pay for damage to touchscreen till ...(broken in scuffle ) ... noooo:


and the watch was in the guests back pocket.... ::) noooo: so yes he stole it ....

This is the precised version ..... noooo:

Update ..the idiot theif was groom's brother..... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71811 on: October 06, 2022, 01:10:43 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71812 on: October 06, 2022, 04:30:51 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:32:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:30:06 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 07:58:12 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 05, 2022, 11:30:21 PM
My wedding tonight ended with guests locked on double-decker open top bus with police there . eeek:...full details tomorrow... lol:

I'm ready




So found out today .....a guest plugged in his phone charger by the bar ....when he took charger he also stole the barman's watch (on the side)....BUT ...wait for it .....

it only came to light that he had stole the watch when HE complained the barman had stole his phone charger ... noooo: (criminal mastermong )...

Then a small scuffle ...then no one can leave ..police etc ....the venue has CCTV everywhere ...so police watched evidence ....they were going arrest him ...but Father of the bride coughed up 500 euros to pay for damage to touchscreen till ...(broken in scuffle ) ... noooo:


and the watch was in the guests back pocket.... ::) noooo: so yes he stole it ....

This is the precised version ..... noooo:

Update ..the idiot theif was groom's brother..... noooo:
Why not arrest him?  He's only going to keep stealing watches until someone locks him up
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71813 on: October 06, 2022, 04:31:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 06, 2022, 01:10:43 PM
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Sunny Henfield (not too far from Brighton) at the Sussex Prairie
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71814 on: October 06, 2022, 05:44:14 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 04:30:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:32:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:30:06 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 07:58:12 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 05, 2022, 11:30:21 PM
My wedding tonight ended with guests locked on double-decker open top bus with police there . eeek:...full details tomorrow... lol:

I'm ready




So found out today .....a guest plugged in his phone charger by the bar ....when he took charger he also stole the barman's watch (on the side)....BUT ...wait for it .....

it only came to light that he had stole the watch when HE complained the barman had stole his phone charger ... noooo: (criminal mastermong )...

Then a small scuffle ...then no one can leave ..police etc ....the venue has CCTV everywhere ...so police watched evidence ....they were going arrest him ...but Father of the bride coughed up 500 euros to pay for damage to touchscreen till ...(broken in scuffle ) ... noooo:


and the watch was in the guests back pocket.... ::) noooo: so yes he stole it ....

This is the precised version ..... noooo:

Update ..the idiot theif was groom's brother..... noooo:
Why not arrest him?  He's only going to keep stealing watches until someone locks him up

 noooo:  noooo: They should give him time  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71815 on: October 06, 2022, 06:07:37 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 05:44:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 04:30:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:32:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:30:06 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 07:58:12 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 05, 2022, 11:30:21 PM
My wedding tonight ended with guests locked on double-decker open top bus with police there . eeek:...full details tomorrow... lol:

I'm ready




So found out today .....a guest plugged in his phone charger by the bar ....when he took charger he also stole the barman's watch (on the side)....BUT ...wait for it .....

it only came to light that he had stole the watch when HE complained the barman had stole his phone charger ... noooo: (criminal mastermong )...

Then a small scuffle ...then no one can leave ..police etc ....the venue has CCTV everywhere ...so police watched evidence ....they were going arrest him ...but Father of the bride coughed up 500 euros to pay for damage to touchscreen till ...(broken in scuffle ) ... noooo:


and the watch was in the guests back pocket.... ::) noooo: so yes he stole it ....

This is the precised version ..... noooo:

Update ..the idiot theif was groom's brother..... noooo:
Why not arrest him?  He's only going to keep stealing watches until someone locks him up

 noooo:  noooo: They should give him time  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

or at least the strap
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71816 on: October 06, 2022, 07:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 06:07:37 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 05:44:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 04:30:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:32:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:30:06 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 07:58:12 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 05, 2022, 11:30:21 PM
My wedding tonight ended with guests locked on double-decker open top bus with police there . eeek:...full details tomorrow... lol:

I'm ready




So found out today .....a guest plugged in his phone charger by the bar ....when he took charger he also stole the barman's watch (on the side)....BUT ...wait for it .....

it only came to light that he had stole the watch when HE complained the barman had stole his phone charger ... noooo: (criminal mastermong )...

Then a small scuffle ...then no one can leave ..police etc ....the venue has CCTV everywhere ...so police watched evidence ....they were going arrest him ...but Father of the bride coughed up 500 euros to pay for damage to touchscreen till ...(broken in scuffle ) ... noooo:


and the watch was in the guests back pocket.... ::) noooo: so yes he stole it ....

This is the precised version ..... noooo:

Update ..the idiot theif was groom's brother..... noooo:
Why not arrest him?  He's only going to keep stealing watches until someone locks him up

 noooo:  noooo: They should give him time  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

or at least the strap

 Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71817 on: October 06, 2022, 09:45:45 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 07:47:24 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 06:07:37 PM
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 05:44:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 04:30:51 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:32:23 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:30:06 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 06, 2022, 07:58:12 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2022, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on October 05, 2022, 11:30:21 PM
My wedding tonight ended with guests locked on double-decker open top bus with police there . eeek:...full details tomorrow... lol:

I'm ready




So found out today .....a guest plugged in his phone charger by the bar ....when he took charger he also stole the barman's watch (on the side)....BUT ...wait for it .....

it only came to light that he had stole the watch when HE complained the barman had stole his phone charger ... noooo: (criminal mastermong )...

Then a small scuffle ...then no one can leave ..police etc ....the venue has CCTV everywhere ...so police watched evidence ....they were going arrest him ...but Father of the bride coughed up 500 euros to pay for damage to touchscreen till ...(broken in scuffle ) ... noooo:


and the watch was in the guests back pocket.... ::) noooo: so yes he stole it ....

This is the precised version ..... noooo:

Update ..the idiot theif was groom's brother..... noooo:
Why not arrest him?  He's only going to keep stealing watches until someone locks him up

 noooo:  noooo: They should give him time  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

or at least the strap

 Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71818 on: October 07, 2022, 06:49:56 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #71819 on: October 07, 2022, 08:17:20 AM »
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