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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #720 on: February 21, 2010, 03:59:58 PM »
The personal trainer is coming round tonight to fix my drive .........DVD one on the computer you smutty lot. This time he has been invited
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #721 on: February 21, 2010, 04:04:55 PM »
Personal trainer and PC expert...?  rubschin:

What could go wrong?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #722 on: February 21, 2010, 04:05:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 21, 2010, 03:59:58 PM
The oersonal trainer is coming round tonight to fix my drive .........DVD one on the computer you smutty lot. This time he has been invited

Oh dear.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #723 on: February 21, 2010, 04:47:16 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 21, 2010, 03:59:58 PM
The oersonal trainer is coming round tonight to fix my drive .........DVD one on the computer you smutty lot. This time he has been invited

Are you going to have your drive tarmaced Miss D?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #724 on: February 21, 2010, 05:06:46 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 21, 2010, 03:59:58 PM
The oersonal trainer is coming round tonight to fix my drive .........DVD one on the computer you smutty lot. This time he has been invited

You've pulled a wire out on purpose haven't you  ::)
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #725 on: February 21, 2010, 05:22:49 PM »
I am in Swine Town until Friday. I shall amuse myself by winding up the natives.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #726 on: February 21, 2010, 05:32:28 PM »
I shall just amuse myself.

As usual.  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #727 on: February 21, 2010, 05:41:16 PM »
Why, in Swindon, is the pub full of people wearing Tottenham Hotspur shirts?

Anyhooo...I have succeeded in winding them up with a quip regarding misfortune of living so close to so many pig farms.

"Fuck off back to London you Cockney cu@t" was a humourless response, I thought.
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #728 on: February 21, 2010, 05:43:24 PM »
Quote from: tel on February 21, 2010, 05:32:28 PM
I shall just amuse myself.

As usual.  ;D
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That's going to be messy at a  guess. sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #729 on: February 21, 2010, 05:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 21, 2010, 05:06:46 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 21, 2010, 03:59:58 PM
The oersonal trainer is coming round tonight to fix my drive .........DVD one on the computer you smutty lot. This time he has been invited

You've pulled a wire out on purpose haven't you  ::)

You have such a low opinion of me JOM  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #730 on: February 21, 2010, 05:56:33 PM »
Is he going to plug it in?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #731 on: February 21, 2010, 05:57:41 PM »
I think it's just a speculative assessment to see what parts are needed  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #732 on: February 21, 2010, 06:05:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 21, 2010, 05:57:41 PM
I think it's just a speculative assessment to see what parts are needed  lol:

Speculative, huh - I always offer a full service.

He must be lacking something.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #733 on: February 21, 2010, 06:19:27 PM »
I can vouch that if your box needs seeing to, there is no better man than our Tel ;-)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #734 on: February 21, 2010, 06:20:05 PM »
Quote from: tel on February 21, 2010, 06:05:09 PM
Speculative, huh - I always offer a full service.

He must be lacking something.

A strap on apparently  eeek:

Wrist thingy of course  lol:
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