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[The Moan Ranger]

In the pub in Swine Town they have about 6 decent sized screens displaying Sky Sports type stuff.

So why, at this moment, are 4 of them watching "Deal or No Deal"?

Is this really the highlight for these people?  In TMR's world, these people would be culled or put on chain-gangs.

As Growler puts it so well - Sheeple.

Wonder why this Country is going down the shitter?

[Barman]

In the pub in Swine Town they have about 6 decent sized screens displaying Sky Sports type stuff.

So why, at this moment, are 4 of them watching "Deal or No Deal"?

Is this really the highlight for these people?  In TMR's world, these people would be culled or put on chain-gangs.

As Growler puts it so well - Sheeple.

Wonder why this Country is going down the shitter?

They prolly just have them on for the adverts! 

[The Moan Ranger]

And now the SMPCP (single mother push chair posse) has turned up, to gorge their fat little spawn on the "any main meal for ?3.49" deal. I can hear the chip-fryer lurching into action already.

[toffee]

Could be worse, I suppose, they could have been hanging around the 'shitehouse' car park 
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[The Moan Ranger]

Explain, please toffee...

[Uncle Mort]

[Barman]

Could be worse, I suppose, they could have been hanging around the 'shitehouse' car park 
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I wasn't hanging around! 

[toffee]

Explain, please toffee...

TMR,

   Sorry bit of banter from another forum spilling over - it's all cool ( 'shitehouse' is some-one's local term for my local!!)
 
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[Barman]

Explain, please toffee...

TMR,

   Sorry bit of banter from another forum spilling over - it's all cool ( 'shitehouse' is some-one's local term for my local!!)
 
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Your local? 

[toffee]

And.....
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[Barman]

And.....
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We-ell.... 

[toffee]

It has several things going for it  - it's open in the day, the beers cheapish ( by Cyprus standards), the wife doesn't like it, I can take me dog in!! Where else can I cross swords with a bedfordshire brick-layer, a German nutter, a constituent of the lovely Gorgon Broon and several other priceless gems of Pissouri's finest.
What's not to like
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[Barman]

It has several things going for it  - it's open in the day, the beers cheapish ( by Cyprus standards), the wife doesn't like it, I can take me dog in!! Where else can I cross swords with a bedfordshire brick-layer, a German nutter, a constituent of the lovely Gorgon Broon and several other priceless gems of Pissouri's finest.
What's not to like
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[toffee]

BM

   Of course I could go in the 1911 as an alternative - no dogs, no smokey, no craihc, -how can i resist -Oh, no dogs 
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[Barman]

BM

   Of course I could go in the 1911 as an alternative - no dogs, no smokey, no craihc, -how can i resist -Oh, no dogs 
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I've never been in there... They banned me from their forum and threw us off the association!  I can't imagine I'd be welcome in the 1911... 

How about The Moonlight?