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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75045 on: August 15, 2024, 08:34:19 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75046 on: August 16, 2024, 10:15:29 PM »
Back from work …the Groom was a complete tosser ….not often I bother commenting on guests etc ..but this bloke was unreal …spent all night telling everyone he had put 6 grand behind the bar … rubschin:  this is an All inclusive hotel …but he had bought 6 big bottles of grey goose vodka …which he carried around with him most of the night …

He was obviously a gym freak and body builder  ..so straight after 1st dance he took his shirt off … noooo:

Only wanted HIS choice of music …which didn’t suit the guests …

The poor barman was rushed off his feet all night ..the groom tipped him 5 euro … noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75047 on: August 17, 2024, 07:28:46 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 16, 2024, 10:15:29 PM
Back from work …the Groom was a complete tosser ….not often I bother commenting on guests etc ..but this bloke was unreal …spent all night telling everyone he had put 6 grand behind the bar … rubschin:  this is an All inclusive hotel …but he had bought 6 big bottles of grey goose vodka …which he carried around with him most of the night …

He was obviously a gym freak and body builder  ..so straight after 1st dance he took his shirt off … noooo:

Only wanted HIS choice of music …which didn’t suit the guests …

The poor barman was rushed off his feet all night ..the groom tipped him 5 euro … noooo:


Scum...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75048 on: August 17, 2024, 09:14:38 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75049 on: August 17, 2024, 10:10:45 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2024, 07:28:46 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 16, 2024, 10:15:29 PM
Back from work …the Groom was a complete tosser ….not often I bother commenting on guests etc ..but this bloke was unreal …spent all night telling everyone he had put 6 grand behind the bar … rubschin:  this is an All inclusive hotel …but he had bought 6 big bottles of grey goose vodka …which he carried around with him most of the night …

He was obviously a gym freak and body builder  ..so straight after 1st dance he took his shirt off … noooo:

Only wanted HIS choice of music …which didn’t suit the guests …

The poor barman was rushed off his feet all night ..the groom tipped him 5 euro … noooo:


Scum...  noooo:
  noooo: noooo: 

And the bad news for Apey is he'll be back for his next wedding
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75050 on: August 17, 2024, 12:56:33 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 17, 2024, 10:10:45 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2024, 07:28:46 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 16, 2024, 10:15:29 PM
Back from work …the Groom was a complete tosser ….not often I bother commenting on guests etc ..but this bloke was unreal …spent all night telling everyone he had put 6 grand behind the bar … rubschin:  this is an All inclusive hotel …but he had bought 6 big bottles of grey goose vodka …which he carried around with him most of the night …

He was obviously a gym freak and body builder  ..so straight after 1st dance he took his shirt off … noooo:

Only wanted HIS choice of music …which didn’t suit the guests …

The poor barman was rushed off his feet all night ..the groom tipped him 5 euro … noooo:


Scum...  noooo:
  noooo: noooo: 

And the bad news for Apey is he'll be back for his next wedding

 smile:  He this one has any sense …..him and his mates ..made it more like a stag night than wedding …BUT ..when play fighting with the plastic chairs ( as you do at a wedding ) ..the groom actually hit one of his best men …..

Yes that was me laughing at the back … eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75051 on: August 19, 2024, 04:49:23 PM »
DIY all day...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75052 on: August 19, 2024, 11:20:28 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75053 on: August 19, 2024, 11:23:46 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2024, 04:49:23 PM
DIY all day...  noooo:

Why does Kenny Everett come to mind all of a sudden..

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 Oh yes, I know why.. Thumbs:

https://youtu.be/MU2BO5Obg2k?si=EhiI6vWzacJa3Ans

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75054 on: August 20, 2024, 02:35:01 PM »
Quackter
Met an Iranian HGV driver and took him to a bouldering place
Phone call from hospital
Passed family heirlooms to my nephew



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75055 on: August 20, 2024, 02:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2024, 02:35:01 PM
Quackter
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Phone call from hospital
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Nice watches …  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75056 on: August 20, 2024, 02:51:20 PM »
My dad’s presentation watches from 1953 and 1968. Perfick werking order  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75057 on: August 20, 2024, 03:18:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2024, 02:51:20 PM
My dad’s presentation watches from 1953 and 1968. Perfick werking order  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75058 on: August 20, 2024, 04:24:27 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2024, 03:18:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2024, 02:51:20 PM
My dad’s presentation watches from 1953 and 1968. Perfick werking order  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #75059 on: August 21, 2024, 04:25:11 PM »
At me lock near here today.

https://www.ferrariownersclub.co.uk/raf-syerston-21st-august-2024/

All the aircraft came overhead low and some several times

There was a Hawker Hunter which was LOUD!!

Alongside a static display of aircraft, there will be a Flight Display taking place in the afternoon. Whilst the details have not yet been finalised this is set to be bigger than ever, with last years’ display including:

Eurofighter Typhoon
Spitfire
Hurricane
F35
Puma
GSA K21
The RAF Aerobatic Team – “The Red Arrows”http://
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