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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7515 on: February 18, 2011, 08:11:27 PM »
We await the roolz.







And coherent instructions  tunble:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7516 on: February 18, 2011, 08:13:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2011, 08:11:27 PM
We await the roolz.







And coherent instructions  tunble:

There will obviously be no dice or die throwing....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7517 on: February 18, 2011, 08:15:12 PM »
Double Six  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7518 on: February 18, 2011, 08:19:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2011, 08:15:12 PM
Double Six  eeek:

Which part (or parts thereof) of "There will obviously be no dice or die throwing" did you fail to comprehend my numbskullular friend...?  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7519 on: February 18, 2011, 08:21:28 PM »
1. All slugs must start on the 'go' square.
2. Random urine tests will be asked for any slug found to have ingested speed enhancing lettuce will be instantly disqualified
3. All slugs must start on the 'go' square.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7520 on: February 18, 2011, 08:22:59 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 18, 2011, 08:21:28 PM
1. All slugs must start on the 'go' square.
2. Random urine tests will be asked for any slug found to have ingested speed enhancing lettuce will be instantly disqualified
3. All slugs must start on the 'go' square.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7521 on: February 18, 2011, 08:24:11 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 18, 2011, 08:21:28 PM
1. All slugs must start on the 'go' square.
2. Random urine tests will be asked for any slug found to have ingested speed enhancing lettuce will be instantly disqualified
3. All slugs must start on the 'go' square.

How about speed enhancing SlugPoonsTM?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7522 on: February 18, 2011, 08:25:07 PM »
We shall have to watch Tipsy's team  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7523 on: February 18, 2011, 08:26:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2011, 08:25:07 PM
We shall have to watch Tipsy's team  noooo:

Speed enhancing nail varnish...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7524 on: February 18, 2011, 08:28:54 PM »
She has lettuce secreted about her person. WE may have to pat her down, like
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7525 on: February 18, 2011, 08:32:12 PM »
4. Any team found to be using a speed enhancing SlugPoon will be instantly disqualified.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7526 on: February 18, 2011, 08:36:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 18, 2011, 08:32:12 PM
4. Any team found to be using a speed enhancing SlugPoon will be instantly disqualified.

And nail varnish...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7527 on: February 18, 2011, 08:38:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2011, 08:36:28 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 18, 2011, 08:32:12 PM
4. Any team found to be using a speed enhancing SlugPoon will be instantly disqualified.

And nail varnish...?  rubschin:

Essential ....... to paint on the race numbers  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7528 on: February 18, 2011, 08:38:54 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 18, 2011, 08:38:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2011, 08:36:28 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 18, 2011, 08:32:12 PM
4. Any team found to be using a speed enhancing SlugPoon will be instantly disqualified.

And nail varnish...?  rubschin:

Essential ....... to paint on the race numbers  razz:

Not little tartan jackets like...?  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7529 on: February 18, 2011, 08:41:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2011, 08:38:54 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 18, 2011, 08:38:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2011, 08:36:28 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 18, 2011, 08:32:12 PM
4. Any team found to be using a speed enhancing SlugPoon will be instantly disqualified.

And nail varnish...?  rubschin:

Essential ....... to paint on the race numbers  razz:

Not little tartan jackets like...?  cry:

Only on the jockeys  ::)
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