Once my puncture has been reported I shall be heading off to Shropshire ...
It would appear that they sent Britain's only brain donor
He'd pulled up and made a start, I didn't know this until he fired up the air compressor and the dog started barking. I went out to say hello and said do you want me to park it in the barn where it's dry. "No, it's OK, I don't mind working in the rain". "Fair enough, if you're sure" said I, "And by the way, you've jacked up the nearside, the puncture is on the offside rear"
Now that he's gone, I shall check the wheel nuts before heading off out