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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7905 on: February 28, 2011, 07:44:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 07:29:27 PM
3 pairs?  eeek:  Do you have only 6 fingers????

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I can't knit, I could Sellotape some carrier bags together or something.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7906 on: February 28, 2011, 07:56:11 PM »
Didn't learn to knit till I was 18.  I can quite happily turn out a fairisle jumper if the urge takes me. I blame that weather man that used to wear all the jumpers.  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7907 on: February 28, 2011, 07:56:34 PM »
Another pair of trousers ruined. New ones too  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7908 on: February 28, 2011, 08:11:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 07:56:34 PM
Another pair of trousers ruined. New ones too  noooo:

Err, does knitting have that sort of effect on you then Nick.... pervert  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7909 on: February 28, 2011, 08:13:39 PM »
It's a bit complicated  noooo:

I have no luck with corduroy  noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7910 on: February 28, 2011, 09:43:20 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7911 on: February 28, 2011, 09:50:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 08:13:39 PM
It's a bit complicated  noooo:

I have no luck with corduroy  noooo:

How about pullovers, or is that too gentile?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7912 on: February 28, 2011, 09:54:35 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 28, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 28, 2011, 07:56:34 PM
Another pair of trousers ruined. New ones too  noooo:

Err, does knitting have that sort of effect on you then Nick.... pervert  point:

Sick Nick! happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7913 on: March 01, 2011, 08:05:01 AM »
Today I will mostly be waiting for the double glazing man to come and put right his balls up. Oh and waiting for the bloke from BT to connect us to the ROW. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7914 on: March 01, 2011, 08:07:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 01, 2011, 08:05:01 AM
Today I will mostly be waiting for the double glazing man to come and put right his balls up. Oh and waiting for the bloke from BT to connect us to the ROW. cloud9:

Oh dear... the word 'gubbed' springs to mind...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7915 on: March 01, 2011, 08:55:46 AM »
It was a fairly big gub.  The surveyor failed to notice that the sofit is quite deep.  They fitted side opening windows only to find that once fitted they would only open an inch or two.  No good as a fire escape.

Today they will fit top hinged windows so tonight I will be able to have a fire... Mwahahahahaha eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7916 on: March 01, 2011, 09:11:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 01, 2011, 08:55:46 AM
It was a fairly big gub.  The surveyor failed to notice that the sofit is quite deep.  They fitted side opening windows only to find that once fitted they would only open an inch or two.  No good as a fire escape.

Today they will fit top hinged windows so tonight I will be able to have a fire... Mwahahahahaha eveilgrin:

Tomorrow I will mostly be soot coloured. eveilgrin:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7917 on: March 01, 2011, 09:15:42 AM »
I have just been objecting to a planning application for the property next door.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7918 on: March 01, 2011, 10:29:57 AM »
I have been looking at this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wik2uc69WbU
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7919 on: March 01, 2011, 10:51:13 AM »
Funny, I remember this version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73SciCMf9Rw
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