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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7920 on: March 01, 2011, 10:55:38 AM »
Off to the putor shop to see if they can fix the laptop .....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7921 on: March 01, 2011, 01:32:43 PM »
Not too bad .....graphics card gubbed ...121 euros .....but will take 2 weeks ... cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7922 on: March 01, 2011, 02:30:13 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2011, 01:32:43 PM
Not too bad .....graphics card gubbed ...121 euros .....but will take 2 weeks ... cussing:

That old story...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7923 on: March 01, 2011, 02:36:44 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2011, 01:32:43 PM
Not too bad .....graphics card gubbed ...121 euros .....but will take 2 weeks ... cussing:

"Loose nut on the keyboard" more like.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7924 on: March 01, 2011, 02:41:06 PM »
PICNIC....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7925 on: March 01, 2011, 03:25:11 PM »
Today I have been gathering cardboard boxes from around the house ... Where the F*** do they all come from? The back of the Land Rover is half full and I haven't even started on those SWWLTBO has stuffed into the garage. She has a veritable mountain of them out there!

ALSO why do people never flatten them? I have a dozen paper cuts from having to do them all.  sad24:

I know if I lived in Cyprus I could either chuck them over the fence or feed them to the goats but here in North Wales I have to take them to a tip = 25 mile round trip cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7926 on: March 01, 2011, 03:27:21 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 01, 2011, 03:25:11 PM
Today I have been gathering cardboard boxes from around the house ... Where the F*** do they all come from? The back of the Land Rover is half full and I haven't even started on those SWWLTBO has stuffed into the garage. She has a veritable mountain of them out there!

ALSO why do people never flatten them? I have a dozen paper cuts from having to do them all.  sad24:

I know if I lived in Cyprus I could either chuck them over the fence or feed them to the goats but here in North Wales I have to take them to a tip = 25 mile round trip cussing:

Burn them!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7927 on: March 01, 2011, 03:35:30 PM »
No space in the garden where it would be safe to so do 
We have a mahooosive oil tank, a lawn, some borders full of plants, a drive with three cars parked on it and a wooden fence...... Oh and byelaws.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7928 on: March 01, 2011, 03:37:59 PM »
Set fire to them by accident then
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7929 on: March 01, 2011, 03:40:14 PM »
 
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2011, 03:37:59 PM
Set fire to them by accident then

rubschin:

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PS Do you suppose they would believe I was piling them up in the garden ready to stack them into the car and they spontaneously combusted .... or perhaps an accidently dropped ciggy? My name isn't Nick so I may have trouble convincing them.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7930 on: March 01, 2011, 04:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 01, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2011, 03:37:59 PM
Set fire to them by accident then

rubschin:

Memo to self: Check household and car insurances.




PS Do you suppose they would believe I was piling them up in the garden ready to stack them into the car and they spontaneously combusted .... or perhaps an accidently dropped ciggy? My name isn't Nick so I may have trouble convincing them.

Stack them against the oil tank and burn them... it'll save it from waxing like....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7931 on: March 01, 2011, 04:17:53 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2011, 04:07:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 01, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2011, 03:37:59 PM
Set fire to them by accident then

rubschin:

Memo to self: Check household and car insurances.




PS Do you suppose they would believe I was piling them up in the garden ready to stack them into the car and they spontaneously combusted .... or perhaps an accidently dropped ciggy? My name isn't Nick so I may have trouble convincing them.

Stack them against the oil tank and burn them... it'll save it from waxing like....  whistle:

That was the diesel in the Land Rover you plonker ... heating oil comes with an additive to prevent it from waxing in freezing conditions .... as does my diesel now. cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7932 on: March 01, 2011, 04:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 01, 2011, 04:17:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 01, 2011, 04:07:31 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 01, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2011, 03:37:59 PM
Set fire to them by accident then

rubschin:

Memo to self: Check household and car insurances.




PS Do you suppose they would believe I was piling them up in the garden ready to stack them into the car and they spontaneously combusted .... or perhaps an accidently dropped ciggy? My name isn't Nick so I may have trouble convincing them.

Stack them against the oil tank and burn them... it'll save it from waxing like....  whistle:

That was the diesel in the Land Rover you plonker ... heating oil comes with an additive to prevent it from waxing in freezing conditions .... as does my diesel now. cussing:

Oh...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7933 on: March 01, 2011, 04:32:37 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #7934 on: March 01, 2011, 04:41:44 PM »
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