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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8145 on: March 09, 2011, 02:06:17 PM »
The Brat was also part of the football team for the county type thing. She stopped going because some of her friends didn't go anymore  ::)

I spoke to her sports teacher last night  at the school.

Sports teacher " It's a shame The Brat doesn't play in the county football team anymore. She was really good and they still are asking me to get her to go back . I hope you are feeling much better now"

Miss D " Me , feeling better ????? "

Sports teacher " " Yes , The Brat explained why she had to stop going .  I hope things are better now.

A mystified Miss D " Err Yes fine thanks "

The Brat tries to slope off quietly. Catch up with her and ask her what all that was about. She confesses that she told them that she had to give up the football because I was a risk to myself and couldn't be left at home alone .  eeek:

I couldn't kill her in front of everyone  evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8146 on: March 09, 2011, 02:08:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 09, 2011, 02:06:17 PM
The Brat was also part of the football team for the county type thing. She stopped going because some of her friends didn't go anymore  ::)

I spoke to her sports teacher last night  at the school.

Sports teacher " It's a shame The Brat doesn't play in the county football team anymore. She was really good and they still are asking me to get her to go back . I hope you are feeling much better now"

Miss D " Me , feeling better ????? "

Sports teacher " " Yes , The Brat explained why she had to stop going .  I hope things are better now.

A mystified Miss D " Err Yes fine thanks "

The Brat tries to slope off quietly. Catch up with her and ask her what all that was about. She confesses that she told them that she had to give up the football because I was a risk to myself and couldn't be left at home alone .  eeek:

I couldn't kill her in front of everyone  evil:




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8147 on: March 09, 2011, 02:17:46 PM »
Oh Yes!

It seems that my on-going heart problems, operations etc have been used as an excuse many times. Quite how me being in a hospital can prevent her from doing home work but enables her to spend hundreds of hours on Faceache has yet to be clarified  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8148 on: March 09, 2011, 02:52:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 09, 2011, 01:42:24 PM
Am I the only normal girly on this board ?  rubschin:

But your house is full of shoes and handbags and stuff. noooo:  That's not right. noooo:

I thank heaven that my days of parent's evenings are over.  other than could work harder for child number one there was never anything bad said there were just so many of the bloody things.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8149 on: March 09, 2011, 03:35:39 PM »
I got my revenge .....one of her 'mates' at school posted his faceache status as he thought I was MILF.

She didn't know what MILF meant and actually came to ask me.

Needless to say she was suitably horrified especially when I asked for his number   lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8150 on: March 09, 2011, 03:36:24 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 09, 2011, 02:17:46 PM
Oh Yes!

It seems that my on-going heart problems, operations etc have been used as an excuse many times. Quite how me being in a hospital can prevent her from doing home work but enables her to spend hundreds of hours on Faceache has yet to be clarified  evil:

I have requested a private interview with the Head Teacher but he doesn't want to meet anywhere other than in his office. It seems his office is upstairs and there is no lift .... I have played my Motability Scooter card  

His move next I think!  whistle:

Yes ~ Of course I could walk up the stairs but the law says that they have to make arrangements for the disabled to have access.

Two can play games Mr Head-Teacher eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8151 on: March 09, 2011, 03:47:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 09, 2011, 03:35:39 PM
I got my revenge .....one of her 'mates' at school posted his faceache status as he thought I was MILF.

She didn't know what MILF meant and actually came to ask me.

Needless to say you was suitably horrified especially when I asked for his number   lol: lol: lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8152 on: March 09, 2011, 04:45:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 09, 2011, 03:35:39 PM
I got my revenge .....one of her 'mates' at school posted his faceache status as he thought I was MILF.

She didn't know what MILF meant and actually came to ask me.

Needless to say she was suitably horrified especially when I asked for his number   lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8153 on: March 09, 2011, 05:46:11 PM »
My avatar has gone AWOL I have prolly packed it in a box of jars like. sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8154 on: March 09, 2011, 05:52:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2011, 04:45:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 09, 2011, 03:35:39 PM
I got my revenge .....one of her 'mates' at school posted his faceache status as he thought I was MILF.

She didn't know what MILF meant and actually came to ask me.

Needless to say she was suitably horrified especially when I asked for his number   lol: lol: lol:
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Several years ago one of daughter number threes male friends did/said much the same thing.  He was (prolly still is) Jamie.  I was introduced to him in the school car park.  He made his comments later and daughter 3 was mortified as Jamie was the hottest lanky blonde spotty youff that all the girls fancied.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8155 on: March 09, 2011, 06:30:58 PM »
I am off to church. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8156 on: March 09, 2011, 06:31:37 PM »
Exorcism?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8157 on: March 09, 2011, 08:09:09 PM »
Banns?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8158 on: March 09, 2011, 08:59:17 PM »
They didn't want me as it is ash Wednesday. sad24:

Whilst looking for my missing avatar I came across this for you Pirate. angel1



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8159 on: March 09, 2011, 09:06:36 PM »
Where did it come from, I wonder... rubschin:
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