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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8400 on: March 17, 2011, 10:54:44 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 09:43:37 AM
I had a dream about a swimming pool last night ( cross threads I know) ...but it was an old one I used to go to as a kid . It had changed beyond all recognition and had a fancy pants outside bit now. But all I wanted to do was go inside and swim in lengths. they wouldn't let me . They only allowed you to swim in widths  Banghead


Proving that length isn't everything but width can make a difference  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8401 on: March 17, 2011, 11:04:57 AM »
 lol:

I took it to mean I wanted to take the long way round when really there are short cuts  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8402 on: March 17, 2011, 11:08:08 AM »

I like mine better.  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8403 on: March 17, 2011, 11:10:51 AM »
 scared2: I just heard my old English Master spinning in his grave. He would have caned me for such appalling English whilst intoning " I much prefer my interpretation .... you useless boy"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8404 on: March 17, 2011, 11:13:49 AM »
I am going to plant some rhubarb cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8405 on: March 17, 2011, 11:17:30 AM »
How many crowns? One always fails so it is best to plant at least two.


Oh and don't forget to put plenty of manure under them and water them well.


Our rhubarb is already up so I can't see you getting any crop this year.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8406 on: March 17, 2011, 11:45:03 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2011, 11:17:30 AM
How many crowns? One always fails so it is best to plant at least two.


Oh and don't forget to put plenty of manure under them and water them well.


Our rhubarb is already up so I can't see you getting any crop this year.

These are crowns from a nursery not expecting them to crop this year or next.  6 crowns in all should give us a longer season.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8407 on: March 17, 2011, 12:39:18 PM »
Must be eaten or preserved (frozen even) by July. Tastes horrible after that apparently. Tradition has it you must trample the plant into the ground during July to feed next year's crop.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8408 on: March 17, 2011, 12:39:51 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 17, 2011, 07:06:20 AM
Darwin country this morning



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Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:48:16 AM
DS got into my dream last night. I wonder if he really does have a mahoosive flap of skin at the back of his neck?

Doesn't everybody?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8409 on: March 17, 2011, 01:56:37 PM »
Guinness vouchers printed  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8410 on: March 17, 2011, 02:05:32 PM »
Oh gawd ...all my team have printed theirs off for tonight as well. It is going to be messy  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8411 on: March 17, 2011, 03:09:20 PM »
Back at St Pancras. We got away with it  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8412 on: March 17, 2011, 03:38:09 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8413 on: March 17, 2011, 03:39:16 PM »
Just got to get the Boris thing over with now  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8414 on: March 17, 2011, 03:41:49 PM »
Oh he's a pussy cat .... it's his advisers you need to watch.
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