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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8955 on: March 31, 2011, 05:10:32 PM »
I have just arranged to hire an pressure washer to give my decking and good going over in the morning like. I will also use it to clean the windows, paintwork, driveway and perhaps my car.

WHat can possibly go wrong?

I slipped on wet decking outside a hotel in France....  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8956 on: March 31, 2011, 05:11:30 PM »
I have just arranged to hire an pressure washer to give my decking and good going over in the morning like. I will also use it to clean break the windows, remove the paintwork, uplift the driveway and perhaps damage my car.

WHat can possibly go wrong?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8957 on: March 31, 2011, 05:13:27 PM »
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Preparatory to getting pots and plants and stuff on Saturday. WHat sort of tree can I grow in a big pot??  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8958 on: March 31, 2011, 05:17:16 PM »
A bay tree ~ they grow well, are evergreen, easy to maintain, can be cut to shape and you can pluck a leaf or two to use in cooking whenever the recipe calls for it. We have one just outside the back door, in a pot, for just that purpose ...... they are also not expensive, don't mind wind, sun or shade.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8959 on: March 31, 2011, 05:22:01 PM »


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8960 on: March 31, 2011, 05:22:23 PM »
A bay tree ~ they grow well, are evergreen, easy to maintain, can be cut to shape and you can pluck a leaf or two to use in cooking whenever the recipe calls for it. We have one just outside the back door, in a pot, for just that purpose ...... they are also not expensive, don't mind wind, sun or shade.



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8961 on: March 31, 2011, 05:23:14 PM »
How about a bit of topiary?




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8962 on: March 31, 2011, 05:24:16 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8963 on: March 31, 2011, 05:26:19 PM »
A bay tree ~ they grow well, are evergreen, easy to maintain, can be cut to shape and you can pluck a leaf or two to use in cooking whenever the recipe calls for it. We have one just outside the back door, in a pot, for just that purpose ...... they are also not expensive, don't mind wind, sun or shade.



Good plan!!

If any of the leaves go yellow give 'em a good dose of water and tomato feed (available from B& long Q) They don't mind being neglected for a week or two if you are away.


Oh and cats don't seem to like them so they (cats) don't crap in the pots.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8964 on: March 31, 2011, 05:29:16 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8965 on: March 31, 2011, 05:33:20 PM »
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Preparatory to getting pots and plants and stuff on Saturday. WHat sort of tree can I grow in a big pot??  rubschin:

I have been out collecting free plant pots today would you like me to send you one or two.  How about getting a virtual tree then Jim can stretch and scratch on the bark. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8966 on: March 31, 2011, 05:33:45 PM »


You forgot to add "Not to Scale".  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8967 on: March 31, 2011, 06:16:13 PM »
I was gardening and re-potting and stuff all day...

You know that feeling you get when you cut through the main water pipe that feeds the house, the DIY shops have just closed and it is a bank holiday tomorrer....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8968 on: March 31, 2011, 06:23:10 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #8969 on: March 31, 2011, 06:28:43 PM »
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:

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I thought you of all people would sympathise....  noooo:
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