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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9015 on: April 01, 2011, 11:32:26 AM »
Reversed polarity .... like, in this case, attracts like...... Look at the rest of us.
Are we normal?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9016 on: April 01, 2011, 11:44:54 AM »
What are you on about?  whacky115
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9017 on: April 01, 2011, 11:46:46 AM »
I'm normal  angel1

That's why I have been sent here ....I am the placebo  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9018 on: April 01, 2011, 11:51:09 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 01, 2011, 11:46:46 AM
I'm normal  angel1

That's what I have been sent here ....I am the placebo  lol:

I am sorry to disappoint you but I beg to differ Miss D.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9019 on: April 01, 2011, 11:59:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 01, 2011, 11:51:09 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 01, 2011, 11:46:46 AM
I'm normal  angel1

That's what I have been sent here ....I am the placebo  lol:

I am sorry to disappoint you but I beg to differ Miss D.  noooo:

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Wot she said  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9020 on: April 01, 2011, 12:00:46 PM »
You just don't understand eh ...it's part of the program. To make you feel so much more superior in every way  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9021 on: April 01, 2011, 12:29:34 PM »
Well that was fun  cloud9:

ANd I hardly even got wet.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9022 on: April 01, 2011, 12:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 01, 2011, 12:00:46 PM
You just don't understand eh ...it's part of the program. To make you feel so much more superior in every way  lol:


It has been a very, very long time since I felt superior to anyone or anything.

I know my place .... why else the chosen avatar?

Like the "real" Snoopy I may dream of greater things but I long since accepted that dreams are all they will ever be and I am happy with that.


And THAT is the most revealing and serious post I have ever made or am ever likely to make.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9023 on: April 01, 2011, 01:45:24 PM »
THW has returned from France ..... been in the house 4 minutes and started a row with me.
Came out with some load of old bollix she had picked up from some other kid about funding going to Uni and I simply said "Get a part-time job then" and she hit the roof..... Screaming and hollering about her future being at stake.

I put up with ten minutes of it and then told her to either get to her room or pick up her case and leave by the door she had just come through ..... More lip so I smacked her silly face. "I'll report you for that"

"Too whom? You are after all almost 18 dear .... it is hardly 'child abuse' ~ get to your fvcking room and remember that as long as you live under my roof you never, ever speak to me like that again" and gave her another slap.

How BLOODY DARE SHE!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9024 on: April 01, 2011, 01:50:39 PM »
We have not heard the end of this one.............
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9025 on: April 01, 2011, 01:57:37 PM »
She is looking at about a 14 week break after A levels until Uni starts.... I have found two people locally who are willing to employ her for the summer season. She just has to present herself for interview and choose one.

"But I need a break ~ I don't intend to work through the summer"


Her choice .... she works or she don't eat ~ Seeemples!


I am not funding her anymore and that is it!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9026 on: April 01, 2011, 01:59:10 PM »
I am now going to take Blood Pressure meds and valium.  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9027 on: April 01, 2011, 02:00:26 PM »
It just never ends with them does it  noooo:

I am leaving home when the Brat is 16 ...18 months to go  cloud9:

Sorry she has been such a mare though Snoops - I know only too well that once you get into that 'place' when they have infuriated you beyond measure that it takes a time to calm down .

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9028 on: April 01, 2011, 02:18:40 PM »
Thanks Miss D.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9029 on: April 01, 2011, 02:21:43 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 01, 2011, 01:45:24 PM
THW has returned from France ..... been in the house 4 minutes and started a row with me.
Came out with some load of old bollix she had picked up from some other kid about funding going to Uni and I simply said "Get a part-time job then" and she hit the roof..... Screaming and hollering about her future being at stake.

I put up with ten minutes of it and then told her to either get to her room or pick up her case and leave by the door she had just come through ..... More lip so I smacked her silly face. "I'll report you for that"

"Too whom? You are after all almost 18 dear .... it is hardly 'child abuse' ~ get to your fvcking room and remember that as long as you live under my roof you never, ever speak to me like that again" and gave her another slap.

How BLOODY DARE SHE!  cussing:

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