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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9180 on: April 05, 2011, 06:36:34 PM »
At your age you should be flattered. Lycra?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9181 on: April 05, 2011, 06:39:42 PM »
No I have been to a conference in Birnimam and have conference clothes on.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9182 on: April 05, 2011, 06:40:46 PM »
The Anne SUmmers conference is always popular  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9183 on: April 05, 2011, 06:50:44 PM »
According to my ex wimmin go through stages in their response to Wolf Whistles:
(i) The first few makes them giggle with their mates
(ii) As they get older they hear the whistle and think "Bloody Cheek" and pretend to ignore it
(iii) They then reach a stage where a whistle makes them feel really good about themselves and they rush to tell someone
(iv) A bit later in years they think "He's taking the Piss!"
(v) Lastly they think "Oh Fvck! I've got my skirt caught up in my support tights again"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9184 on: April 05, 2011, 06:53:17 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9185 on: April 05, 2011, 06:59:12 PM »
According to my ex wimmin go through stages in their response to Wolf Whistles:
(i) The first few makes them giggle with their mates
(ii) As they get older they hear the whistle and think "Bloody Cheek" and pretend to ignore it
(iii) They then reach a stage where a whistle makes them feel really good about themselves and they rush to tell someone
(iv) A bit later in years they think "He's taking the Piss!"
(v) Lastly they think "Oh Fvck! I've got my skirt caught up in my support tights again"

I was just waiting for the thought police to swoop and vaporise him...  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9186 on: April 05, 2011, 07:50:08 PM »
I have just been wolf whistled by one of my neighbours.   eeek:

He's prolly lost his dog....  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9187 on: April 05, 2011, 07:51:29 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9188 on: April 05, 2011, 07:52:01 PM »
 nonono:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9190 on: April 05, 2011, 07:57:37 PM »
nonono:

Tipsy is an siren  eyes:

I neva did nuffink!  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9191 on: April 05, 2011, 07:58:49 PM »
You don't have to ...you have it going on  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9192 on: April 05, 2011, 08:01:49 PM »
Miss D is jealous. She only attracts perverts.

Oh  redface:

I wonder if that book has arrived yet
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9193 on: April 05, 2011, 08:03:26 PM »
I have just been wolf whistled by one of my neighbours.   eeek:

He's prolly lost his dog....  ::)

He doesn't have a dog .. the last one I saw going into his house looked quite nice.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9194 on: April 05, 2011, 08:03:47 PM »
No book yet  noooo:
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