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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9195 on: April 05, 2011, 08:31:33 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on April 05, 2011, 06:39:42 PM
No I have been to a conference in Birnimam and have conference clothes on.
A long way to go for a pear.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9196 on: April 06, 2011, 05:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 05, 2011, 08:31:33 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on April 05, 2011, 06:39:42 PM
No I have been to a conference in Birnimam and have conference clothes on.
A long way to go for a pear.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9197 on: April 06, 2011, 07:42:30 AM »
SWWLTBO is taking the THW to skool, doing some shopping in Aldi and then, since she isn't werking until 6pm, wants me to take her car to ATS "because it feels sort of wobbly".
1) I foresee being told "This has been kerbed and the tracking needs adjustment" £25
2) You need two new tyres 'cos the tracking being out has worn the fronts unevenly" .... £75
3) "Oh and we'll need to fit new valves and rebalance the wheels" £20

And when I get home she'll deny ever kerbing the bloody thing!


She passes ATS daily .... I have been telling her for three months that she had a wheel wobble on the front. Why do I have to sort it?  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9198 on: April 06, 2011, 07:47:55 AM »
What's the odds that when I get in it I will find it has only enough petrol to get to the local filling station?  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9199 on: April 06, 2011, 08:12:40 AM »
Have you still got your hero pants, I fear you will need them before the day is through.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9200 on: April 06, 2011, 01:20:16 PM »
And the bill came to £120.07 ..... I left the petrol tank as I found it.



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9201 on: April 06, 2011, 01:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 01:20:16 PM
And the bill came to £120.07 ..... I left the petrol tank as I found it.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9202 on: April 06, 2011, 01:27:56 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9203 on: April 06, 2011, 07:57:05 PM »
Just watching Meg Ryan on the box. Great knockers
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9204 on: April 06, 2011, 07:58:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 06, 2011, 07:57:05 PM
Just watching Meg Ryan on the box. Great knockers

How very interesting...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9205 on: April 06, 2011, 08:08:39 PM »
Everybody else is watching Chelsea v Man United...and Nick is watching When Harry Met Sally  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9206 on: April 06, 2011, 08:09:31 PM »
I am proud to say I have NEVER seen a football match  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9207 on: April 06, 2011, 08:10:28 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on April 06, 2011, 08:08:39 PM
Everybody else is watching Chelsea v Man United...and Nick is watching When Harry Met Sally  ::)

he is a ginger gayer like....  Gayer:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9208 on: April 06, 2011, 08:11:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 06, 2011, 08:09:31 PM
I am proud to say I have NEVER seen a football match  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9209 on: April 06, 2011, 08:13:31 PM »
Tis true, I do not have the sport gene.
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