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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9315 on: April 11, 2011, 08:32:18 PM »
Stilton and crackers with that  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9316 on: April 11, 2011, 08:36:28 PM »
That would be nice...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9317 on: April 12, 2011, 02:14:18 AM »
You've been on the cider again ain't you  lol:




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9318 on: April 12, 2011, 06:07:51 AM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Today's I am working at home  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9319 on: April 12, 2011, 07:21:09 AM »
Relaxing day at the office Miss D excellent news.

Gardening leave for me today. cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9320 on: April 12, 2011, 07:37:40 AM »
Be careful out there Miss C ...the curse of the VP gardener is très scary  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9321 on: April 12, 2011, 07:55:34 AM »
The washing machine man is here - he seems clueless...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9322 on: April 12, 2011, 07:57:38 AM »
Well he's seen the damage LL did to you when you couldn't fix it  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9323 on: April 12, 2011, 08:00:10 AM »
Well he's seen the damage LL did to you when you couldn't fix it  whistle:

There is that...  scared2:

He confidently said it was the motor... but that works fine...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9324 on: April 12, 2011, 09:17:00 AM »
Be careful out there Miss C ...the curse of the VP gardener is très scary  scared2:
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eeek:  I will wear a safety helmet steel capped boots and a condom I am sure to be safe.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9325 on: April 12, 2011, 09:22:20 AM »
He couldn't fix it....  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9326 on: April 12, 2011, 09:23:02 AM »
New washing machine it is then...as Mystic Miss D predicted  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9327 on: April 12, 2011, 09:24:18 AM »
Be careful out there Miss C ...the curse of the VP gardener is très scary  scared2:
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eeek:  I will wear a safety helmet steel capped boots and a condom I am sure to be safe.



Where exactly do you plan on wearing the condom?   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9328 on: April 12, 2011, 09:25:15 AM »
On anything likely to grow a few inches in her presence  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9329 on: April 12, 2011, 09:28:17 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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