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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9330 on: April 12, 2011, 09:28:42 AM »
Be careful out there Miss C ...the curse of the VP gardener is très scary  scared2:
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Where exactly do you plan on wearing the condom?   rubschin:

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I will be planting out some red orache today, this grown from some seed that happened to fall into my pocket when we visited here  http://www.cat.org.uk/ It's Latin name  is Atriplex which I cannot take seriously as to me that makes it either an American block of posh flats a small plastic model air plane or something that you put in your trainers.

I don't actually own a pair of trainers. confused:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9331 on: April 12, 2011, 09:31:56 AM »
New washing machine it is then...as Mystic Miss D predicted  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9332 on: April 12, 2011, 10:20:38 AM »
I am apart to go and hand in my resignation at the shop I have been working in. I expect tears.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9333 on: April 12, 2011, 10:26:02 AM »
I am apart to go and hand in my resignation at the shop I have been working in. I expect tears.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9334 on: April 12, 2011, 10:35:53 AM »
I am apart to go and hand in my resignation at the shop I have been working in. I expect tears.


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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9335 on: April 12, 2011, 11:03:15 AM »
I am apart to go and hand in my resignation at the shop I have been working in. I expect tears.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9336 on: April 12, 2011, 11:08:05 AM »
It's a conspiracy , he wants your stockings back  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9337 on: April 12, 2011, 11:19:37 AM »
Will they fit him?
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9338 on: April 12, 2011, 11:19:59 AM »
It's a conspiracy , he wants your stockings back  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9339 on: April 12, 2011, 11:26:21 AM »
I am apart to go and hand in my resignation at the shop I have been working in. I expect tears.

Aren't Oddbins laying everybody off anyway?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9340 on: April 12, 2011, 11:55:23 AM »
It's a conspiracy , he wants your stockings back  eyes:

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Beats this.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9341 on: April 12, 2011, 11:59:34 AM »
It's a conspiracy , he wants your stockings back  eyes:

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Beats this.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9342 on: April 12, 2011, 12:00:32 PM »
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I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9343 on: April 12, 2011, 12:04:03 PM »
Was it you who changed me back again then Snoops if so thank you. cloud9:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9344 on: April 12, 2011, 12:05:19 PM »


I used to have a handle on life but it broke.