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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9465 on: April 18, 2011, 10:18:44 AM »
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Cardiff, Bristol maybe Somerton

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Anyhooo... I'm back - it was 29 in Limassol...

And I am resplendent with washing machine parts....  cloud9:

The injury thread beckons........ whistle:

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Thurs/ fri ... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9466 on: April 18, 2011, 10:29:15 AM »
Application for passes to leave camp have to be completed in triplicate at least five weeks in advance  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9467 on: April 18, 2011, 10:37:38 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9468 on: April 18, 2011, 10:55:56 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 18, 2011, 09:57:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 18, 2011, 08:08:54 AM
Quote from: Pirate on April 18, 2011, 06:25:49 AM
Cardiff, Bristol maybe Somerton

Talk about pop music. eveilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwlO1ZLSX9c&feature=related

 lol: lol: lol:

Anyhooo... I'm back - it was 29 in Limassol...

And I am resplendent with washing machine parts....  cloud9:

I can't get this image out of my mind....




I can't imagine why. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9469 on: April 18, 2011, 11:18:54 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2011, 10:29:15 AM
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9470 on: April 18, 2011, 11:31:01 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 18, 2011, 10:55:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 18, 2011, 09:57:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 18, 2011, 08:08:54 AM
Quote from: Pirate on April 18, 2011, 06:25:49 AM
Cardiff, Bristol maybe Somerton

Talk about pop music. eveilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwlO1ZLSX9c&feature=related

 lol: lol: lol:

Anyhooo... I'm back - it was 29 in Limassol...

And I am resplendent with washing machine parts....  cloud9:

I can't get this image out of my mind....




I can't imagine why. whistle:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9471 on: April 18, 2011, 01:29:50 PM »
Well, Peterborough passed without incident  cloud9:  I have an new passport.  cloud9:

Made a terrible gaffe on the way back though  redface:

I needed some supplies and stopped in Melton Mowbray  cloud9: to get a few bits. I went into one shop and was greeted by a gerl (25ish?) who was an absolute vision of loveliness. God knows why she was there rather than in Hollywood. SHe was just perfick and smiled at me sweetly.I came over all clammy and went ga ga  redface:  She asked me if she could help me and my mind went blank. I blurted out, in an adolescent kind of way and very loudly "DO YOU SELL MEAT?"

She looked at me quizically and then said "Sorry, this is a florists, deary."
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9472 on: April 18, 2011, 01:33:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2011, 01:29:50 PM
Well, Peterborough passed without incident  cloud9:  I have an new passport.  cloud9:

Made a terrible gaffe on the way back though  redface:

I needed some supplies and stopped in Melton Mowbray  cloud9: to get a few bits. I went into one shop and was greeted by a gerl (25ish?) who was an absolute vision of loveliness. God knows why she was there rather than in Hollywood. SHe was just perfick and smiled at me sweetly.I came over all clammy and went ga ga  redface:  She asked me if she could help me and my mind went blank. I blurted out, in an adolescent kind of way and very loudly "DO YOU SELL MEAT?"

She looked at me quizically and then said "Sorry, this is a florists, deary."
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9473 on: April 18, 2011, 01:34:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2011, 01:29:50 PM
Well, Peterborough passed without incident  cloud9:  I have an new passport.  cloud9:

Made a terrible gaffe on the way back though  redface:

I needed some supplies and stopped in Melton Mowbray  cloud9: to get a few bits. I went into one shop and was greeted by a gerl (25ish?) who was an absolute vision of loveliness. God knows why she was there rather than in Hollywood. SHe was just perfick and smiled at me sweetly.I came over all clammy and went ga ga  redface:  She asked me if she could help me and my mind went blank. I blurted out, in an adolescent kind of way and very loudly "DO YOU SELL MEAT?"

She looked at me quizically and then said "Sorry, this is a florists, deary."
 redface:


About 25 and using the term deary  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9474 on: April 18, 2011, 01:52:19 PM »
It's one of the local terms for the elderly and possibly senile  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9475 on: April 18, 2011, 01:55:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2011, 01:52:19 PM
It's one of the local terms for the elderly and possibly senile  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9476 on: April 18, 2011, 03:42:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2011, 01:52:19 PM
It's one of the local terms for the elderly and possibly senile  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9477 on: April 18, 2011, 03:46:09 PM »
I look forward to your visit  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9478 on: April 18, 2011, 04:03:38 PM »
Just booked an hotel for tomorrow night  cloud9:  It is near Newbury  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9479 on: April 18, 2011, 04:06:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2011, 01:29:50 PM
Well, Peterborough passed without incident  cloud9:  I have an new passport.  cloud9:

Made a terrible gaffe on the way back though  redface:

I needed some supplies and stopped in Melton Mowbray  cloud9: to get a few bits. I went into one shop and was greeted by a gerl (25ish?) who was an absolute vision of loveliness. God knows why she was there rather than in Hollywood. SHe was just perfick and smiled at me sweetly.I came over all clammy and went ga ga  redface:  She asked me if she could help me and my mind went blank. I blurted out, in an adolescent kind of way and very loudly "DO YOU SELL MEAT?"

She looked at me quizically and then said "Sorry, this is a florists, deary."
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