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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9630 on: April 25, 2011, 08:12:27 PM »
 happy100

I guess they did promise you would be shagged  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9631 on: April 25, 2011, 08:17:32 PM »
Oh noes... purely platonic... angel1

I am saving myself for you...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9632 on: April 25, 2011, 08:27:06 PM »
 lol:  lol:  lol:

Keep taking your medication  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9633 on: April 25, 2011, 08:36:56 PM »
 rubschin:...Viagra...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9634 on: April 25, 2011, 08:41:39 PM »
If that's what you need  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9635 on: April 25, 2011, 08:42:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 25, 2011, 12:37:02 PM
Today I am mostly playing 'catch up' as yesterday I was mostly sitting around in hospitals due to Mr C having a funny turn. noooo:

Cat allergy prolly...you'll have to kick Jim out...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9636 on: April 25, 2011, 08:44:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 25, 2011, 08:41:39 PM
If that's what you need  whistle:

Depends on how much rest you give me in between like... ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9637 on: April 25, 2011, 09:43:11 PM »
I have just had a shower and as I was drying my back I thought 'Ooh...that's sore'

Looked in the mirror and I have builders bum sunburn... eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9638 on: April 27, 2011, 06:26:21 AM »
Trying to get into work. They are having a practice for Friday. Men in uniform and on horseback everywhere. Looking for my one in shining armour  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9639 on: April 27, 2011, 06:43:11 AM »
Ah yes! I well remember being dug out of me pit at 3 am to march up and down The Mall in practice for a Trooping of the Colour in 1965 and we (RAF) were only "Route Lining". Back then we had to stand with backs to the crowd and be poked and sworn at by people who couldn't see past us. I did, on the day, manage to move enough to crush the toes of one persistent yank with me highly bulled hobnailed boot.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9640 on: April 27, 2011, 08:45:26 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 27, 2011, 06:43:11 AM
Ah yes! I well remember being dug out of me pit at 3 am to march up and down The Mall in practice for a Trooping of the Colour in 1965 and we (RAF) were only "Route Lining". Back then we had to stand with backs to the crowd and be poked and sworn at by people who couldn't see past us. I did, on the day, manage to move enough to crush the toes of one persistent yank with me highly bulled hobnailed boot.
Trooping of the Colour   noooo:

I will let you off because of the Yank.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9641 on: April 27, 2011, 09:48:50 AM »
Fortunately few of us are perfect ~ especially pre morning tea and using a strange keyboard.

No excuse for not proof reading tho'. Sorry  surrender:






Yes it is still QWERTY but all else seems in a different place and smaller........ On the keyboard that is  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9642 on: April 27, 2011, 09:49:53 AM »
I am packing  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9643 on: April 27, 2011, 11:49:42 AM »
I have just got a new phone ( upgrade)

HTC Desire HD  cloud9:

I will be playing with my new toy this afternoon I think  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9644 on: April 27, 2011, 11:53:42 AM »
Try not to squeal with pleasure!  eyes:
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