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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9660 on: April 27, 2011, 08:42:52 PM »
Yep ..they are big fish and sushi lovers  sick2:

One of my lesbian friends has started working in a local sushi place...... cloud9:

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Shame you don't like fish........they do a set price ..all you can eat...plus unlimited vodka ..... eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9661 on: April 28, 2011, 09:19:46 AM »
Sitting in the airport watching other people's planes take off  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9662 on: April 28, 2011, 11:55:25 AM »
Plane spotting eh?

Going off to Bradford soon. I will mostly be being an exhibitionist.  I like living dangerously. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9663 on: April 28, 2011, 12:46:06 PM »
This day off / Royal Wedding / Bank Holiday fiasco's turning into a commercial disaster  noooo:
It's Thursday lunchtime, no one's answering their phones, winding down for another long weekend, not responding to queries. Craziness  whacky115
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9664 on: April 28, 2011, 01:16:42 PM »
This day off / Royal Wedding / Bank Holiday fiasco's turning into a commercial disaster  noooo:
It's Thursday lunchtime, no one's answering their phones, winding down for another long weekend, not responding to queries. Craziness  whacky115

Or watching this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HiXQHBeC2dI
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9665 on: April 28, 2011, 01:19:33 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9666 on: April 28, 2011, 05:36:39 PM »
The Russian whore next door had a bloke turn up 15 minutes ago, just now another bottled blonde slapper has gone in to join them.

It looks like it is going to be a long noisy night.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9667 on: April 28, 2011, 05:38:49 PM »
The Russian whore next door had a bloke turn up 15 minutes ago, just now another bottled blonde slapper has gone in to join them.

It looks like it is going to be a long noisy night.

You don't have to have your ear against the wall you know...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9668 on: April 28, 2011, 05:39:25 PM »
The Russian whore next door had a bloke turn up 15 minutes ago, just now another bottled blonde slapper has gone in to join them.

It looks like it is going to be a long noisy night.


Go out for a beer ........good excuse ...... whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9669 on: April 28, 2011, 05:47:09 PM »
Quite correct, I can feel a zyder frenzy coming on.

I need to get some sleep, so I can get up early and watch the Royle Weddin.  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9670 on: April 28, 2011, 07:18:58 PM »
Off out now for a couple of beers ........... cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9671 on: April 28, 2011, 07:19:48 PM »
Off out now for a couple of beers ........... cloud9:

I'm off to bed...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9672 on: April 28, 2011, 07:20:36 PM »
Lightweight...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9673 on: April 28, 2011, 07:21:36 PM »
Lightweight...

Its nearly half past ten like!  cussing:

I've been shifting gravels since early o'clock...  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9674 on: April 28, 2011, 07:22:09 PM »
LL is giving him the sign  eyes:
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