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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9690 on: April 29, 2011, 08:31:59 AM »
Yesterday I spent most of the day mending a wardrobe (Not the same one Nick but one similar in another bedroom ~ it had the same problem but this time without the trip to A&E) and driving the boys into a mahoosive sort out of their rooms. I seem to have done most of the work whilst they picked over everything I wanted to throw out.

Today I plan to shut myself in my study with a few several cans of Boddingtons Bitter (the one with the widget) and werk.

Tomorrow the family will be going to MiL's for the day.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9691 on: April 29, 2011, 08:46:22 AM »
Boddingtons  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9692 on: April 29, 2011, 09:18:34 AM »
Today I will mainly be climbing the walls.

The delightful couple next door have gone away for the weekend with their daughter.  They are having an extension built. The builders are here today cutting tiles and blocks, dust clouds are drifting past the house and the noise is grating to say the least meanwhile the dogs that I wan't to poison continue to bark.  They were barking at 3am this morning.  I have a form to fill in from the council they may in ten years or so get around to dealing with the bloody dogs.  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9693 on: April 29, 2011, 09:22:00 AM »
Costa del SOl. 11.21 a.m.. Cars have got their lights on  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9694 on: April 29, 2011, 09:32:47 AM »
Costa del SOl. 11.21 a.m.. Cars have got their lights on  evil:

Jim is outside, stretched out basking in the sun.  Just so as you know like. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9695 on: April 29, 2011, 09:36:28 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9696 on: April 29, 2011, 09:37:34 AM »
He'll be covered in dust and get silicosis. Still they'll be a cat-shaped dust free spot to show where his demise started. Poor Jim sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9697 on: April 29, 2011, 12:07:38 PM »
A day to remember here.  A death in the family.   surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9698 on: April 29, 2011, 12:09:24 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9699 on: April 29, 2011, 12:12:28 PM »
The mother in law (or not as I am not married).
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9700 on: April 29, 2011, 12:12:48 PM »
Oh dear, Tipsy, very sorry  happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9701 on: April 29, 2011, 12:12:58 PM »
Sorry to hear....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9702 on: April 29, 2011, 12:13:57 PM »
Condolences to you and your family Tipsy.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9703 on: April 29, 2011, 12:19:19 PM »
So sorry to hear that Tipsy. Condolences to you and yours. happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9704 on: April 29, 2011, 01:46:59 PM »
Is there a will?
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