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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9990 on: May 11, 2011, 04:15:44 PM »
Right I'm orf .... got to feed kids and take them to Fencing Club.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9991 on: May 11, 2011, 04:27:58 PM »
;D  Yep, that's why the coppers are guarding it.  3 kids wanted their photo taken in front of it so the copper obliged ... awwww

Did he steal their camera?  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9992 on: May 11, 2011, 05:14:15 PM »
 lol: lol:  Ambulance chopper now gone but the Met Police chopper is hovering  scared2:. Road taped off, traffic diverted  eeek:  I'm isolated in an incident area  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9993 on: May 11, 2011, 05:37:04 PM »
I am fit to drop..what a frustrating afternoon.

To surmise in short we have served a notice on behalf of someone to help effect some repairs to their home with the communal drainage system ( all owner occupiers)  - they have an manhole cover in their basement flat , not properly sealed etc. She is American he is the most annoying man that has ever lived.  It has been a long protracted case  noooo:

We went through all the options some months ago and agreed on a course of action. Notices served on all parties in the property. He appealed them at a magistrates court  Banghead. Court last week asked if we could have mediation meeting to find resolution.

So this afternoon , case officer , myself and the two of them had a meeting. She was hysterical and crying saying she was dying cos of the smells and no one cared  ::) , he pulled out files and files of legislation and had obviously been on a DIY legal eagle course and knew it feckin all. Except of course what the appropriate legislation was in the different circumstances  ::)

Everytime we went to discuss any further options they talked over us . She continued to cry. They started to threaten suing for damages  noooo: .

Some time later , they were still talking , she was still crying and making utterances of " I just don't understand the English system that lets people die" etc etc etc .  ::)

I lost it in the end and just shouted at em  stating we have explained what we are able and unable to do ..WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO ?


Do you know what they want ....

do ya ?


Really ?



Thyey want us to do nothing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could murder the feckin pair of them  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9994 on: May 11, 2011, 05:40:59 PM »
aaaaaaannnnndd relax

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9995 on: May 11, 2011, 05:43:50 PM »
Yes please  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9996 on: May 11, 2011, 06:03:23 PM »
Tis a day for numbers, 1000 pages of weather, 666 pages of dinner, and now Miss D posts reply number 10,000 here  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9997 on: May 11, 2011, 06:09:37 PM »
So what's your favourite or lucky number then JOM ?

Mine is zero, a big fat diddly squat. No one ever says my lucky number is nothing  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9998 on: May 11, 2011, 06:42:24 PM »
I just nipped to the local shop to get some milk.

On the way back I followed a young girly who turned up our driveway and proceeded to get in the lift with myself.

She gets out and knocked on next door, to be welcomed by my Russian friend.

Me thinks there is going to be another rug munchers convention this evening.

I am off for another zyder fest so I can get some sleep tonight, I believe it is a Smug Club meeting on the morrow, so one needs to be ready.  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #9999 on: May 11, 2011, 06:47:03 PM »
I just nipped to the local shop to get some milk.

On the way back I followed a young girly who turned up our driveway and proceeded to get in the lift with myself.

She gets out and knocked on next door, to be welcomed by my Russian friend.

Me thinks there is going to be another rug munchers convention this evening.

I am off for another zyder fest so I can get some sleep tonight, I believe it is a Smug Club meeting on the morrow, so one needs to be ready.  eveilgrin:

Are you coming to the SmugFestTM then...?  cloud9:

Kafenes might be able to make it too...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10000 on: May 11, 2011, 06:49:37 PM »
Does that mean we will have a smug free day on the VP ?  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10001 on: May 11, 2011, 06:49:51 PM »
I just nipped to the local shop to get some milk.

On the way back I followed a young girly who turned up our driveway and proceeded to get in the lift with myself.

She gets out and knocked on next door, to be welcomed by my Russian friend.

Me thinks there is going to be another rug munchers convention this evening.

I am off for another zyder fest so I can get some sleep tonight, I believe it is a Smug Club meeting on the morrow, so one needs to be ready.  eveilgrin:

Are you coming to the SmugFestTM then...?  cloud9:

Kafenes might be able to make it too...

Yep. I am trying to see a lawyer in the morning....court on Friday the 13th eeek:

So I will try and put my best drinking head on for the occasion.  ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10002 on: May 11, 2011, 06:51:06 PM »
Does that mean we will have a smug free day on the VP ?  cloud9:

Think of us poor chaps having to drink lots of beer in order to keep koooowl.  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10003 on: May 11, 2011, 06:51:37 PM »
I just nipped to the local shop to get some milk.

On the way back I followed a young girly who turned up our driveway and proceeded to get in the lift with myself.

She gets out and knocked on next door, to be welcomed by my Russian friend.

Me thinks there is going to be another rug munchers convention this evening.

I am off for another zyder fest so I can get some sleep tonight, I believe it is a Smug Club meeting on the morrow, so one needs to be ready.  eveilgrin:

Are you coming to the SmugFestTM then...?  cloud9:

Kafenes might be able to make it too...

Yep. I am trying to see a lawyer in the morning....court on Friday the 13th eeek:

So I will try and put my best drinking head on for the occasion.  ;D

apc has to wimp off at four...  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10004 on: May 11, 2011, 06:52:06 PM »
Does that mean we will have a smug free day on the VP ?  cloud9:

Think of us poor chaps having to drink lots of beer in order to keep koooowl.  ;)

It is gonna pize...  noooo:
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